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He has people for that.

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SPOILER ALERT: He's going to stiff them on the bill.

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Dark Pete is second only to Dark Biden in his ability to take numbers and kick butt :)

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Someone needs to stick a pin in him to see if he'll explode like the bag full of self-righteous hot air that he obviously is.

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Wait for it to self-correct. That was going to be my suggestion.

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Think of the boozy party you could have with someone from Kentucky.

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I won't, of course, click on the vid, but I don't have to. The expressions on the faces behind him tells me all I need to know.

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Own it. Point out if she fucks a few more black men, she might evolve the race back to Republicans.

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Then why did you say they were all the same?

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You're not going to get anywhere in that mess without chains.

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Wait. Now we have to have a reason to stick pins in Marco Rubio? Who signed me up for this timeline?

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Ask him where the money went?

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If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of progress?

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It's certainly been pointed out elsewhere, but this is probably the first time in history that the GOP has cared for the plight of the Palestinians.

Is this the dawn of a new era for compassionate conservatism?

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If Dark Pete wants to run for President of France, he has my vote.

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