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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

He has people for that.

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SPOILER ALERT: He's going to stiff them on the bill.

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@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

Dark Pete is second only to Dark Biden in his ability to take numbers and kick butt :)

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Someone needs to stick a pin in him to see if he'll explode like the bag full of self-righteous hot air that he obviously is.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Wait for it to self-correct. That was going to be my suggestion.

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Think of the boozy party you could have with someone from Kentucky.

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I won't, of course, click on the vid, but I don't have to. The expressions on the faces behind him tells me all I need to know.

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Own it. Point out if she fucks a few more black men, she might evolve the race back to Republicans.

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Then why did you say they were all the same?

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You're not going to get anywhere in that mess without chains.

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Wait. Now we have to have a reason to stick pins in Marco Rubio? Who signed me up for this timeline?

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Ask him where the money went?

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Bob's your Uncle, not mine's avatar

If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of progress?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Clever.

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Sir David Chaillou, KSW  💋's avatar

It's certainly been pointed out elsewhere, but this is probably the first time in history that the GOP has cared for the plight of the Palestinians.

Is this the dawn of a new era for compassionate conservatism?

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Sir David Chaillou, KSW  💋's avatar

If Dark Pete wants to run for President of France, he has my vote.

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