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M3333's avatar

FAUX propaganda is such bullshit!!!

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pete's avatar

Israeli air attacks on al-Tuffah neighbourhood in Gaza City have killed at least 20 people, including nine children, according to medical sources.

In its latest daily update, the Health Ministry in Gaza says Israeli attacks over the latest 24-hour reporting period have killed at least 81 people and wounded 422 others.

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Scott Bowen's avatar

What a pathetic little "peter."

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Me, Myself, & the Voices's avatar

Classified defense plan pearl necklace available

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Jeri in Tx's avatar

Town Crier?

Village Idiot?

Local Drunk?

These all can be true at the same time.

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teri Gray's avatar

“Currently clean on OpSec” = “We’ve avoided all the security/accountability systems. —Republican Decoder Ring

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

"They" have come after him from Day One because he's been perpetrating grotesque fuckups from Day One, has been talking crap from Day One, and has shown complete lack of understanding from Day One.

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Terry Schleder's avatar

I love you, Wonkette. You give me hope.

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Common Lib's avatar

Let’s not skimp on the reckless disregard for his wife’s safety. He might as well paint a target on her chest.

Every competent player on earth now has good reason to believe that state secrets are being freely shared with her, and Signal knows who else.

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Devon Williams's avatar

Even Chris Chan can keep secrets better than General Super Drunk.

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Marycat2021's avatar

Secretary Hammered Hegseth was so jazzed to be privy to a classified communication regarding an airstrike that he just had to tell everybody. What class of knucklehead does that? What childish moron fails to take into account the gravity of the situation? And lastly, when the fuck is Trump going to fire him?

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Gammarae's avatar

many years ago, when men weren't whining about their masculinity 24/7, there were indeed masculine men who held positions of honor and trust in our government and they KEPT THEIR GODDAM MOUTHS SHUT ABOUT STUFF THEY SHOULD HAVE KEPT THEIR GODDAM MOUTHS SHUT ABOUT and didn't run to tv or x to moan about their kampf.

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fawkedifiknow's avatar

OT, slightly, but did the CENTCOM General get his stars because - as in Catch-22 - the powers that be liked his name, Kurilla?

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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

The Mullin post is perfection. I'm reminded of poor Rebecca on Cheers: "I married a PLUMBER!"

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Dina's avatar

Don't know if this will work or not because I'm An Old, but...

https://bsky.app/profile/mndina.bsky.social/post/3lng5xmzljc24

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Thorn Spike's avatar

"To 100 percent operational control of our border."

Morning drunk grammar.

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