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nick kelly's avatar

Secretary Kegseth

GrannysKnitting's avatar

in a normal world, he'd never have got anywhere near the pentagon

tegrat's avatar

“This whole administration is inadequate.... at some point they will start sacrificing each other to stay at the top.”

Well, yes, this is how authoritarianism works.

Megan Macomber's avatar

Trump used to love his little Petey boy. Has he forgotten all about him? Does he love Pammy Jo so much now that he's been blinded to all others? Or is it Toddy?

It's Trump Island. No one knows from one day to the next where Trump's love gaze will fall. It just won't be Tulsi, not even with her try-hard Obama arresting crap, because Tulsi can't extricate Trump from Jeffrey Epstein jail. Who's next?

Maybe Ghislaine!

Hannah's avatar

This was never going to go well. What a POS SecDrunk is.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. That ... THAT ... is their paragon of manliness? Our rescue chihuahua is more macho, by far. When is this clown car going to crash?

Robert Eckert's avatar

Letter not publicly released today, we'll see if it ever becomes more than a leaked samizdat

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Shitfaced isn’t going to be fired because his actual job is to look tough on TV and tell whatever lies Dear Leader wants to hear.

No one in this clown cabinet was hired for their qualifications to run a bake sale, much less a massive government bureaucracy.

Hank Napkin's avatar

FOP™ is still on the market?

Birb-General of the US's avatar

I'm not sure I would place Hegseth at the same level as former Rep. Gaetz. I would place him 𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳.

Hank Napkin's avatar

LUI. Launching Under the Influence.

VwllssWndr's avatar

Hegseth isn't going anywhere, and the scary truth is that if he WERE fired, his replacement would be even worse.

CzechJournalists's avatar

Petrone? is that Patron?

el duderino's avatar

He seems like more of a Jose Cuervo guy

CzechJournalists's avatar

yeah, prolly still believes gold means good when it's the worst one.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I keep coming back to this story to see if there is an UPDATE in which our most warliest warmaker manly man gets the Apprentice treatment he so justly deserves.

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

Right? It's about Friday News Dump time!

Psyker01's avatar

I hope everyday we never get into a shooting war because the US is in deep deep trouble if we do. I have zero faith this group of idiots could run a bake sale let alone a war. I do fear Trump will start a war if he thought it would save him politically

Colbert Thorenson's avatar

But did we even kick the Houthi's ass though? Didn't they sink a whole ship like a week ago? That doesn't sound very ass kicked to me.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

We took out an entire apartment building full of innocent people to kill one guy.

The rest of them were apparently not intimidated into not blowing up ships anymore.