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Megan Macomber's avatar

RFKJ does not get stoned "slowly"! Heroin works really fast. Or so I'm told. (Mostly by TV.)

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Paytheline's avatar

Trump has the best hepatitas.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. I'm glad I never had children. No grands to worry about that way.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

I hate to agree with the proven rapist Trump, but I can't see any reason to vaccinate children against Chicken Pee.

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Pat Eisenberg's avatar

Thanks for another great post! I have one small complaint: “Preventative” is a noun. The adjective is “preventive.” People who think longer words make them look smarter have thrown additional noises into words that didn’t need them, and this is one.

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Rather fantastical potential future court proceeding:

Bench: And can you explain why you did these heinous crimes?!?

Defendant: No, your honor. But I *was* fed Tylenol as a child.

Bench: All charges vacated with prejudice! [Bangs gavel]

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pskbh's avatar

Have more babies, MAGA. You don't need to vaccinate them cuz you can just make another.

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marxalot's avatar

this here werewolf can report, all shots are up to date and i go muzzled in public for everyone’s safety

got covid twice in iowa. since moving to chicago, nary a sniffle.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"Herd Immunity has a price my friends. For you I mean, for all of you. Not for me..." -- RatFKJr

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Rags's avatar

Consider getting poked at somewhere other than the doc. We use a national grocery chain, get stuck, and get 10% off next grocery bill. They do kids; not sure about infants

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Reader's avatar

Hey, has anyone seen Cajun Kid? Just want to know how they're doing.

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Rags's avatar

Seen below. Doing ok

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Glad to hear. Thank you.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

It makes sense that Trump thinks newborns are 10 or 20 lbs. That's what his were when he first met them.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Five years ago, Pedo was telling us to take horse dewormer now he doesn’t want us to be vaccinated like horses? Make up your mind!

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Alpaca22's avatar

OT updates

My lungs were checked and nothing wrong. Seems t just be very long post viral effects

Little Theo kitten ( no balls) has managed to get 3 different post surgery collars off. Does anyone have any suggestions as to how to stop him getting at the surgery site? Kitten bodysuits are useless.

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coco lurks from home's avatar

Have you tried a donut collar? They’re also the most comfy because they act as a little pillow.

https://a.co/d/8exCVhr

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Alpaca22's avatar

yes we have. he just patiently works at it until he can get his head out. I think we are going to do what someone else suggested and attach it to his harness

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Peon's avatar

"And now doctors are practicing politics, while RFK Jr. probably slowly gets stoned."

Marcie, I already liked your writing a whole lot, but this Billy Joel reference made me love you.

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VwllssWndr's avatar

Why the hell should we care what healthcare is like in DENMARK? Those selfish assholes won't even sell us Greenland!

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Give*

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