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See The Amazing SF Chronicle Front Page That Accidentally Forgot About Gay Marriage! (Update!)

Rebecca Schoenkopf
Jun 27, 2013
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So here is the San Francisco Chronicle's front page for today. (It is in "print," a thing where they put "ink" on "paper.") You can look and look, but you will not find a story about "gay marriage" on it, in the paper of record for the city so gay Nancy Pelosi's staffers all wear assless chaps, because BART is ONE STEP CLOSER to a WALKOUT!

What are those little top stories above the A-1, for the world and nation fronts? They are: "Australia," "Africa Trip," "Filibuster Star," "Death Penalty," and "Ancient Horse." Okay, so they must have covered it below the fold, right?

No.*

*But they must have done a special section wrap or something, right? DON'T KNOW, because THAT IS NOT THE FRONT PAGE.**

**Reports are flying in fromaround the countryMissTaken and SorosBot and our sister-in-law Casey that OF COURSE the Chron had a special front section -- DOUBLE VICTORY -- complete with pictures of Handsome Gav. We don't know whether to blame Newseum -- FUCK YOU NEWSEUM -- or the Chron itself for not even having a bumper on its front saying "SEE SPECIAL SECTION WHOOHOO" or whatever, but we are fairly certain we will not be blaming ourselves.

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Mahousu
Aug 22

I think they're in a different time zone, so Thursday was like yesterday or something.

(Fortunately, I'm American, so I have a right to be this ignorant of geography.)

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Joshua Norton
Aug 22

Don't worry bigots. Here comes the <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/06\/26\/tim-huelskamp-gay-marriage_n_3505465.html\?1372281165" target="_blank">wingnut cavalry</a> to the rescue.

Yeah, like THAT's gonna happen.

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