So here is the San Francisco Chronicle's front page for today. (It is in "print," a thing where they put "ink" on "paper.") You can look and look, but you will not find a story about "gay marriage" on it, in the paper of record for the city so gay Nancy Pelosi's staffers all wear assless chaps, because BART is ONE STEP CLOSER to a WALKOUT!
I think they&#039;re in a different time zone, so Thursday was like yesterday or something.
(Fortunately, I&#039;m American, so I have a right to be this ignorant of geography.)
Don&#039;t worry bigots. Here comes the <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/06\/26\/tim-huelskamp-gay-marriage_n_3505465.html\?1372281165" target="_blank">wingnut cavalry</a> to the rescue.
Yeah, like THAT&#039;s gonna happen.
Maybe it was more of a &quot;the rest of the country realizes that gay is okay, yawn&quot; kind of thing?
The pony left from St. Joseph late Wednesday.
Maybe someone should call them and explain what the 5,000 or so people were doing in the Castro last night.
To be fair, if BART goes on strike, no one in the Bay Area who takes public transportation is going to be able to get to work ever again, so that may be a little higher in the headline pecking order.
But it should probably rank above &quot;Ancient Horse&quot;. I guess that&#039;s what happens when you&#039;re entire news room consists of 2 temps cutting articles out of the AP news feed.
But how DID the innocent person&#039;s DNA get on the body?
He&#039;s a well-known underachiever. Try him sometime and see.