So here's a thing that's been going around the intarwebs for a few days: Signs at two school playgrounds in Milford, Delaware, have totally different meanings in Spanish and English. The English version is the usual legal ass-covering warning telling parents that they need to supervise their children. The Spanish, version, however, translates to "You must have a permit to play on this field. Violators are subject to police action." Well, damn, that sounds like a pretty clear attempt to tell Spanish speakers to take their filthy niños elsewhere, doesn't it? Or as "DelawareDem" on
I'll take your word for it. Because I don't have time to read through a one million word post about whateverthefuck Louie Gohmert said today to find the gun cleaning nugget.
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=SzlpTRNIAvc" target="_blank">James Brown</a> Libel!!1!
And about four times as many &quot;L&quot;s.
US America may be a world leader in stupidity production, but it by no means has a global monopoly.
Not while Ireland still exists. Now, where can I buy a condom, Sean?
You need twice as many tiles, though.
I&#039;ll take your word for it. Because I don&#039;t have time to read through a one million word post about whateverthefuck Louie Gohmert said today to find the gun cleaning nugget.
The important part of the second sign is &quot;no pets&quot;. That include ponies Dok.
Me too! And I&#039;m planning to clean it again tonight. We&#039;re talking about masturbation, right?
<i>&quot;...the sign was a photoshop, because <b>pixels</b>&quot;</i>
Thanks for the shout out!
Where&#039;s Barbara Billingsley when you need her?
or Carl Spackler...
they certainly aren&#039;t mutually exclusive
The real linguistic puzzle here is the derivation of the place name Milford.
I&#039;m guessing it&#039;s a corruption of the past tense of the verb &quot;to MILF-er.&quot;
I thought it was 22 months for pachyderms
Possibly, but there were problems with the Welsh language on computers, because characters like a w with a circumflex were not available.
Ignorance triumphs over racism. Now that&#039;s progress.
I suspect they would be more relevant in Pennsylvania, judging from place names like Bryn Mawr.