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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=SzlpTRNIAvc" target="_blank">James Brown</a> Libel!!1!

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bobbert's avatar

And about four times as many "L"s.

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Lot_49's avatar

US America may be a world leader in stupidity production, but it by no means has a global monopoly.

Not while Ireland still exists. Now, where can I buy a condom, Sean?

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PsycWench's avatar

You need twice as many tiles, though.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'll take your word for it. Because I don't have time to read through a one million word post about whateverthefuck Louie Gohmert said today to find the gun cleaning nugget.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The important part of the second sign is "no pets". That include ponies Dok.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Me too! And I'm planning to clean it again tonight. We're talking about masturbation, right?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...the sign was a photoshop, because <b>pixels</b>"</i>

Thanks for the shout out!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Where's Barbara Billingsley when you need her?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or Carl Spackler...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they certainly aren't mutually exclusive

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Spurning Beer's avatar

The real linguistic puzzle here is the derivation of the place name Milford.

I'm guessing it's a corruption of the past tense of the verb "to MILF-er."

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I thought it was 22 months for pachyderms

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PubOption's avatar

Possibly, but there were problems with the Welsh language on computers, because characters like a w with a circumflex were not available.

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schmannity's avatar

Ignorance triumphs over racism. Now that's progress.

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PubOption's avatar

I suspect they would be more relevant in Pennsylvania, judging from place names like Bryn Mawr.

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