Sellout Shocker: Hillary 'Gave Her Face' To GOP Makeup Queen
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All 17 people who watched last week's Democratic debate said Hillary Clinton looked hot, which is so disturbing that we've been binge-eating seasickness pills ever since. Did she do the Botox, or have plastic surgery, or what?! Turns out she doesn't even have a makeup person on staff and just lets random weirdos do her up before appearing on television. So when former beauty queen and current Republican Kriss Soterion showed up at the New Hampshire debate, the Secret Service just let her by. Says Kriss:
Sellout Shocker: Hillary 'Gave Her Face' To GOP Makeup Queen
Sellout Shocker: Hillary 'Gave Her Face' To…
Sellout Shocker: Hillary 'Gave Her Face' To GOP Makeup Queen
All 17 people who watched last week's Democratic debate said Hillary Clinton looked hot, which is so disturbing that we've been binge-eating seasickness pills ever since. Did she do the Botox, or have plastic surgery, or what?! Turns out she doesn't even have a makeup person on staff and just lets random weirdos do her up before appearing on television. So when former beauty queen and current Republican Kriss Soterion showed up at the New Hampshire debate, the Secret Service just let her by. Says Kriss: