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Yeah, this may require a closer look: http://crooksandliars.com/2...

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I read this shit, and then I am irritated. Outrage is not called for. I call for all of us, the Sane and Annoyed, to ignore them to death. Nothing else will work but a heavy sigh and a turn of the head. Oh, and VOTES. FFS, people, it's not THAT difficult even with gerrymandering (which wouldn't happen if we all paid attention once a decade).

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It's a bold, decisive, and original strategy. This is a family values candidate running on his track record of banging prostitutes. He reaches out to everyday voters by telling them that their state sucks and they're losers, but he can totally relate because he fucks hookers. Really, what more can one say? So refreshing.

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Don't worry, he totally *gets* it. He fucks prostitutes! Leadership!

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"You don't know what hard times are, daddy!"

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Bom chicka bom bom

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Someone going the extra mile to redeem the John Edwards name for the Democratic Party!

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They all stand by their man. So how hard can it be. Vitter's wife enjoys the best of everything as a politicians wife, best healthcare, nice places to life, people who kiss her ass because she is married to him she would never give that up. She must have known what a horse cock he was and maybe bought his depends for him. who knows their kink. So I don't think she feels anything, if she did she would announce she is leaving and fuck off. No, stuck like glue.

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They can't Debbie doesn't like that because it makes it harder for the republican to win

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you then want to kick him in the nuts and punch him again

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No doubt he claims them as a legitimate expense on his income tax

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There was a lot of good, non-inflammatory "vote yes" advertising, whereas the opposition was reduced to lame ass "gerrymander is good! Is too!" attempts to keep the status quo. For once, the good guys did it right and they won.

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I know it's crazy of me, but I prefer a less vicious political discourse. But, if your opponent is going to smear you, the least you can do is wield the truth with deadly precision. I guess I prefer Katanas to cluster bombs. :-P

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Being present for votes that are of substance to Louisiana voters, I'm guessing. Or, in the case of running the state as Governor, being able to be trusted to fix the mess over making one in a diaper with someone not his wife (all the while espousing 'family values').

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Brilliant!

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That's awful. I'm sorry, Biff52. For what it's worth, I sure she never foresaw such an outcome, and I'm sure she wishes now that she hadn't gone with it.

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