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SullivanSt's avatar

Isn't it amazing how many maps of that kind there are? Or the other favorite, the map of US population density relabeled as whatever the point the author wishes to convince us of.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I SAID IT WAS PRETTY DIDN'T I?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Oh, if only Inhofe was Oklahoma's only asshole.

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PS. This still applies if you only consider people who actually receive treatment, in other words, even if you ignore the barbarity of 1 in 6 Americans lacking access to necessary care, sacrificed on the alter of anarchocapitalism.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Cheap - Doc just did a drive through.

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jqheywood's avatar

No, that would be Louis Gomerpyle of Texas.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

James Inhofe is a man who has no idea what coffee tastes like without the flavor of an underling’s spit

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Painter of Goats's avatar

With this guy's head already up his ass you wouldn't think there would be any room left for misplaced coronary arteries.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Geeze, thanks Obama!

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PsycWench's avatar

You know who I never hear telling horror stories about the Canadian health care system? Canadians. Although a young colleague who worked in Canada when his first children were born told me indignantly (this was a few months after he came back to the US) that his daughter had gotten a fever and he had to wait several hours at the ER for her to be seen, so he wasn't enamored of Canadian medicine. I didn't say anything since reality would be raising its ugly head soon.

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PsycWench's avatar

It's a simple organism thing.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

A digital exam is not a math test you dumbass

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Ikimizi's avatar

I think they neglected to clear the arteries leading to his brain.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Well, some of those people might be poor and/or black, so you can see how he'd be concerned.

But yeah, he probably doesn't actually have a functioning heart, at least in the non-anatomical sense of the word.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Fuckwad does know that the NHS has better heart disease survival rates than the US doesn't he?

<strong>Doesn't he?</strong>

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SullivanSt's avatar

79 years ago an enormous colon had an Inhofectomy.

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