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... for $2 million I will say anything you tell me to say. I will do it naked. I will do it standing on my head. While swallowing goldfish. On top of a flagpole. And I will sign away any future youtube earnings should there be any. This is a one-time offer only.

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... now, that sounds like something I'd like to join. Is there a Volunteer Sign-Up available in my neighbourhood?

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... and people say Exxon-Mobile doesn't do a planet good. The Apocalypso Party Cookout - everybody is gonna be there!

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... New Pope could have dropped out of high school and still beat Inhofe on any intellectual level. The fact Franky actually went on to higher education, and succeeded at it (without any unnecessary embellishment), could be the snowball stuck in Jimmy's craw.

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... and the Oil Industry would respond... "oh yeah? Ya' think so? Can your God be bought and sold on Wall St.? No? Then He ain't worth shit."

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Know what I mean, huh? Know what I mean?

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The Holy Bong of Antioch.

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Clearly what our government needs is an official mockery team. Imagine having smart, funny people sitting in with microphones, doing running MST3K-style riffing on these imbeciles in person, in real time, where they can hear it.

It would definitely change the tone of the discourse and likely dampen the self confidence of the Inhoffe's and Gohmert's of the world...

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Good grief, it's so obvious! Just like in Buckaroo Banzai!

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Maybe the pope will espose jesus love of people who exchange money as well

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Then inhoffe will love him

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MY THOUGHT EXACKLY. WHAT'S THAT WATERMELON DOING THERE?

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Speaking as a rabid atheist and having nothing but contempt for all religions, I can honestly say I like new pope. I hope he continues to give assholes like inhofe and frothy real pain for many years to come.

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From ABC News and not from any scientific organizations or journals.

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You seem to think if its worth posting once, its worth posting twice. A hypothetical piece put forth by ABC news independently of any scientific organization and you think this proves...what?

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3 times with the same post! Now many would call that trolling!

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