Recently we learned that, since Obama has finished cramming gay marriage into America's throat, he's going to cram transgender people into the military, even though they're already there and have been since forever. And this is posing quite a pickle of a conundrum for this one imaginary 10-year-old buddy of Oklahoma Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-
See, this is the army. The Army is a place for wonderful old-timey colloquialisms like "There's no atheists in foxholes" or "There's no Druids in the Amphibious Task Force". So dammit, there's no transgenders in the latrine. The military is a place where men are men and the women have the abuse statistics to prove it. Now these newfangled people want to change all of that.
Poor Jim Inhofe just wants to remember the kind of military that he served in, for that one whole glorious year. Sure, it was peacetime, but it was a time of great camaraderie between him and the other boys. They were like a Band of 2nd Cousins and he can't imagine some transgendered individual coming in and messing the whole thing up.
Besides what would John Wayne think if he were still alive?
From a historical perspective...
Sen. Inhofe then asked the little boy if he'd ever been to a naked Turkish cockpit gymnasium.
We furries call it 'marking territory.'
Must have made it extra-convenient to refill the beer barrels too.
Interesting. Because, y'know, the 'affliction' is usually being the wrong gender, physically. Didn't know preachers could fix that.
No, no, no, let him count to five. Or six. However long it takes.
Globus Cruciger NivatusautGlobus Nix et Cruce
Sanctus Globum Nix Antiochenum
If everybody would just 'go' before they leave the house life would be so much simpler for the simple minded.
Yes, "elementary school student." With a little after-school help and a tutor on weekends, I should be caught up to my classmates in no time.
Cool, but watch out for burnout. I've never known anybody with that career that was in it more than six or seven years.
I demand an immediate investigation into why James Inhofe is discussing adult genitalia and their function with minors.
Won't someone think of the children?!
IOKIYAAR.
Which bathroom? The closest.
World's Most Deliberately Stupid Body.
See, this is the army. The Army is a place for wonderful old-timey colloquialisms like "There's no atheists in foxholes" or "There's no Druids in the Amphibious Task Force". So dammit, there's no transgenders in the latrine. The military is a place where men are men and the women have the abuse statistics to prove it. Now these newfangled people want to change all of that.
Poor Jim Inhofe just wants to remember the kind of military that he served in, for that one whole glorious year. Sure, it was peacetime, but it was a time of great camaraderie between him and the other boys. They were like a Band of 2nd Cousins and he can't imagine some transgendered individual coming in and messing the whole thing up.
Besides what would John Wayne think if he were still alive?