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malsperanza's avatar

Ernst RΓΆhm libel!

Wait, what?

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SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

His only research has been with Lindsey and Marcus.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Vote Cotton, because wool comes from a sentient being.

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just_jim's avatar

Grown up James O'Keefe is an oxymoron. James O'Keefe just a moron.

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malsperanza's avatar

*rimshot*

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r m reddicks's avatar

I think ol' rotten Cotton bolls may actually just be a repub MacGuffin.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Tom Cotton loved his sweet moment in the media sun until all eyes were pulled away for Indiana. Now, he's trying to rekindle that heady moment of being the center of attention. Ted Cruz used the same tactic with the early-announcement of his candidacy. Desperate conservative attention whores are so transparent.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

More wisdom from Tom Cotton, America's leaky asshole who won't stop flowing....fuck you again, Harvard.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

That's it! The Dems need to craft a bill that fixes the Affordable Care Act, increases the minimum wage to $20/hour, legalize marijuana for recreational use, increases taxes on the wealthy and corporations, and eliminates domestic spying by the NSA. Give it a name that translates into an acronym for PATRIOT and only tell the Repubs about the NSA stuff.

The Republican majority will pass it, Fox News idiots will tout as the only way to save the country, and Fox News viewers will demand that Congress enact and fully fund the bill immediately. It will be years before they realize the PATRIOT ACT and the PATRIOT Act aren't the same thing.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Wait. First, they were hung, and, now, they're hard? What sort of magical sexual power does this Cotton fellow have?

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DahBoner's avatar

Gays are not hung?

What Tom Cotton is trying to say is the only gays he knows are Bankers...

http://media3.giphy.com/med...

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John's avatar

Actually, some gays are hung! Ba da bing!

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chascates's avatar

I still miss Michele Bachmann.

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