Arkansas Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Logan Act) has just about had it up to here with people fussing about "religious freedom" bills in Indiana and Arkansas, when we have far more important fish to fry, like undercutting the President on nuclear negotiations with Iran. Or, probably, Benghazi (Never Forget!).
Tom Cotton loved his sweet moment in the media sun until all eyes were pulled away for Indiana. Now, he's trying to rekindle that heady moment of being the center of attention. Ted Cruz used the same tactic with the early-announcement of his candidacy. Desperate conservative attention whores are so transparent.
That's it! The Dems need to craft a bill that fixes the Affordable Care Act, increases the minimum wage to $20/hour, legalize marijuana for recreational use, increases taxes on the wealthy and corporations, and eliminates domestic spying by the NSA. Give it a name that translates into an acronym for PATRIOT and only tell the Repubs about the NSA stuff.
The Republican majority will pass it, Fox News idiots will tout as the only way to save the country, and Fox News viewers will demand that Congress enact and fully fund the bill immediately. It will be years before they realize the PATRIOT ACT and the PATRIOT Act aren't the same thing.
Ernst RΓΆhm libel!
Wait, what?
In other words: "We could be worse."
His only research has been with Lindsey and Marcus.
Vote Cotton, because wool comes from a sentient being.
Grown up James O'Keefe is an oxymoron. James O'Keefe just a moron.
*rimshot*
I think ol' rotten Cotton bolls may actually just be a repub MacGuffin.
Tom Cotton loved his sweet moment in the media sun until all eyes were pulled away for Indiana. Now, he's trying to rekindle that heady moment of being the center of attention. Ted Cruz used the same tactic with the early-announcement of his candidacy. Desperate conservative attention whores are so transparent.
More wisdom from Tom Cotton, America's leaky asshole who won't stop flowing....fuck you again, Harvard.
That's it! The Dems need to craft a bill that fixes the Affordable Care Act, increases the minimum wage to $20/hour, legalize marijuana for recreational use, increases taxes on the wealthy and corporations, and eliminates domestic spying by the NSA. Give it a name that translates into an acronym for PATRIOT and only tell the Repubs about the NSA stuff.
The Republican majority will pass it, Fox News idiots will tout as the only way to save the country, and Fox News viewers will demand that Congress enact and fully fund the bill immediately. It will be years before they realize the PATRIOT ACT and the PATRIOT Act aren't the same thing.
Wait. First, they were hung, and, now, they're hard? What sort of magical sexual power does this Cotton fellow have?
http://www.nick.com/videos/...
Gays are not hung?
What Tom Cotton is trying to say is the only gays he knows are Bankers...
http://media3.giphy.com/med...
Actually, some gays are hung! Ba da bing!
I still miss Michele Bachmann.
He does love those "heady moments."