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I was looking in my file for that pic when I posted this. Perfect for Tom Cotton

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... you can tell it's him by the neck.

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I've consulted folks here in Arkansas who know him and can confirm that that is in fact our Senator with his head up his ass.

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Probably the best course of action, but come on, how often does the Democratic party take the best course of action?

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A falsehood, even if it is told for noble reasons, is still Eli.

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"Been gassy lately." - Sen. McCain

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His best option for employment is to act as a scarecrow in a corn field. He would make a fortune.

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I think anyone running for a higher office and is already an elected official should have to resign their job...Why because once you start campaigning for the next job you are not doing the job you where hired for....It takes away from your duties to run for another office...It is not fair for tax payers to pay you're sallery and benefits while you gallivant around on our dime.

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With votes!

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To be honest, I don't think it Mathers that much.

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Cause they think he's too librul, right?

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Cotton Turding Up Fellow Republicans’ Iran Punchbowl

It's bad behavior to pee in the punchbowl, but pooping in it is just over-the-top.

/ Miss Manners swoons

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I guess he missed that episode where Barney Fife shot himself in the foot with his one and only bullet.

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So they're auditioning to be Christie's VP?

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This guy is the biggest turd in any punch bowl you care to mention.

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