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dslindc's avatar

I'm not a Senator, but the evidence seems to indicate that the Senate is largely a steaming pile of sycophants due to the inappropriate influence of money and religion, so I guess I have to acknowledge that the Senate exists.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Of all the productive things the congress could be doing we catch them at a circle jerk... again.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Eppur si muove, bitchez!

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Never have so many worked so hard to do so little.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

So basically, this is one of those sentences that sounds cool until you parse it, and then becomes kinda ambiguous? Okay, here are two more: <em> "I cannot think more highly of this Congress!"

"No one is better than this Congress."</em>

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

You mean "slow" as a euphemism, right? If so, I agree with you. Can't get much "slower".

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chascates's avatar

“Biblical evidence”?

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

<i>their Republican pals in the House, who maintain that so-called “climatologists” are just greedy bastards totally faking it to protect their get-rich-quick racket . . .</i>

Have these guys heard of psychological projection?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>This is what the Senate considers 'progress'</i>

Weighting the pros and cons, I expect little <i>pro</i>gress from <i>Con</i>gress.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Military intelligence?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

There's a song about it and everything, so it must be real. Feh. Stupid work computer has blocked the You Tube link.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Well, it does have electrolytes... And what plants crave...

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Hey this is a fun game!

Will the Senate vote that the speed of light is an absolute limit in nature? Or will they say <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Michelson&ndash\;Morley_experiment" target="_blank">Michelson-Morley's</a>? results were a hoax?

Will they vote that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old? Or will they say that is a hoax perpetrated by the radiometric dating industry (for grant money)?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Who in God's Name (The One who Changes Climates) would even click on that?!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Inhofe <i>was there??</i>

He certainly could pass for a really old lizard.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Also if you're not a Bishop, a Pope, or an Angel, how can you speak about what God does and doesn't do to the climate?

What proof do you have other than a very old book that contradicts even basic planetary realities?

Civilized people should not base governance on myths and superstitions. LIKE THE FOUNDING FATHERS SAID PRETTY DAMN CLEARLY

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