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I knew it! The world is both flat and round! Scientists on both sides said so.

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May I kindly direct you towards the Marianne Williamson thread...

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Why would anyone have a problem with her taking so much leave, especially when it was obvious she was out raking the forest floor? Why else would she be AWOL?

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Vour reasoning is very sound, by which I mean it sounds like you could have a cabinet position for the asking. An acquaintance of mine told me he was virtually a physicist, because- I thought I heard a drum roll- because he had never missed an episode of 'StarTrek'. "Science is not about math, it's about the human spirit! And today's science fiction IS tomorrow's science fact! THAT is a proven scientific fact!"

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take at the dirt she married

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exactly

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"...we expected other countries to step up, and while they did commit, they really were not serious."

This just screams of multiple occasions where Kelly let guys who said they loved her just to get in her pants got in her pants.

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Where's. My. Fucking. Flying. Car?

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Ooh! The Scientific Method! Fuck yeah!

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I would actually like to see her make a fool of herself at the UN, like Trump did, when the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD laughed at him, to his face.

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They gave it AI.That's AyEye, not short for Alvin. It's flying where it wants to go, and couldn't care less about what you want.

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There was a great article in Rolling Stone about this incident not long after it happened.

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With Brexit looming, I'm sure she has a plan to sell clean Kentucky coal to Newcastle upon Tyne, UK in her back pocket.

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I went there once and it was so pretty, I think we sat on a riverbank and looked at red poppies and the big old buildings. And then, right outside this zone of civic majesty, it was just like Worcester, Massachusetts. I mean, that's okay, but it was so startling! Then when we got home and looked at the slides we took, the red poppies stood out in front of of the grass and buildings, like Dr. Tongue's 3-D House of Stewardesses! So I knew Ottawa was a magic place. We were not on drugs. We were visiting my grandpa in the Thousand Islands.

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She got a weird job there, didn't she? Unfinished somehow. Piteous. But I get her mixed up with that pocketbook designer from South Africa-- Or are they the same?

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