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EyeQueue's avatar

This live thing right now is crazypants. Just fucking crazypants.

"M"'s avatar

Dear Insecure Centrist Weirdos Whom Robyn Profiled Yesterday:

THIS IS WHAT A MAN LOOKS AND SOUNDS LIKE

https://bsky.app/profile/frost.house.gov/post/3mqphzmqhws2s

Chemical's avatar

For as much as I hate ICE, it's ironic how much I like Max Frost.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Huh. https://bsky.app/profile/cwebbonline.com/post/3mqpdcoiuu224

If your administration is collecting phones to hunt leakers, maybe the leaks aren’t your biggest problem.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Hahahahaha! I wouldn't be surprised if the leaker was stupid enough to use a GI phone. I mean, that would be way stupid, but < gestures at world >.

Snarfyguy's avatar

Of course it would never occur to ANYBODY to get a burner phone to do your leaking from.

Innocent_Bystander's avatar

OT fuck-the-police: Suddenly, the FBI is all up in the Salgado Araujo murder case, claiming a bunch of meth was in the van (of course they're not releasing any "proof" of this to the locals, or anyone else).

Has anyone checked Ka$h's personal supply lately? Is he missing any?

G-7 in Space's avatar

There were Islamic Prayer Rugs as well...

noname's avatar

I'm running out of words expressing disgust.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Did he find a bullet casing with an inarticulate message etched into it yet?

Parakeetist's avatar

OT:

Henlo.

I know all of we lefty types here will enjoy this one.

Seize the Means Street

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxONIPyYDZU

G-7 in Space's avatar

It has the "You Don't Get A Cookie" Monster on it...

noname's avatar

Fabulous, thanks, love it!

Bagels of Doom's avatar

"Senate Democrats Act Like An Opposition Party"

Is that the disarray I'm always hearing about on the newses?

Chemical's avatar

He's losing money, and while it's an absolutely silly amount of money, it's kind of like going from infinity trillion dollars to infinity 900 billion dollars, so unfortunately he isn't really going to notice.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

And how long until investors realize that he's worthless and he loses everything? Please?

CzechJournalists's avatar

well, he was a trillionaire for just a little while. . .

EyeQueue's avatar

DISGUSTING!

He was swaying with eyes closed to the Greenwood song.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

"Welcome to the Golden Age!"

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Mavenmaven's avatar

living is easy with eyes closed.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

A Tik Tok dance would have been funny at least.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

Rancid dreck music. Makes my hair hurt.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Calling it music is a stretch.

EyeQueue's avatar

It makes me want to start swinging and not stop.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

I watched Fargo. Wood chippers are more efficient.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

It's been too long. Ya, I need to see it again.

josephebacon's avatar

Did The Jerk do his Jerk Off dance too?

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

Those two bulls must be really happy.

EyeQueue's avatar

Fuckalump fascism.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

Brought to us by the Fuckalumpen Proletariat (RW voters.)

Bagels of Doom's avatar

"Lumpen" can mean scoundrel or rag.

"Lump" is just scoundrel.

German is weird.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

It's been over 45 years since I studied Marx and Engels in university and I canna remember shite.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

To be fair, most of Marx' work is rather forgettable, and reading Engels makes me feel like my brain wants to escape my skull.

Let's just say that I'm not the biggest fan of many of these old, bearded, German, assholes.

EyeQueue's avatar

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EyeQueue's avatar

And Hogsbreath is singing along. What in the fuck is happening?!?!?!?!?!?!

EyeQueue's avatar

Didn't even get the words right.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Under any circumstances, they never do.

SethTriggs's avatar

It definitely is a slush fund at this point. Good job Democrats!

But look at the comfort Republicans feel in doing this. It's kinda like a lot of Americans enjoy them using the military to be a slush fund and a way to kill brown people as long as they can get all the jingoistic displays of might.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

A lot of citizens in this country are employed by companies that manufacture or service the US military. So this vote is very significant to a lot of people across the board. Many citizens hold their noses while they work for DoD contractors. They have to eat, also too.

SethTriggs's avatar

Yes and that does remind me, that while people are cynical about Democrats being able to hold up, remember the possibility space is smaller for Democrats. And everyone be prepared to back them up from the coming deluge of "Democrats voted AGAINST THE TROOPS" that is carried through the rightwing media human centipede (and its MSM segments, of course).

Schmannity's avatar

Speaking of Pentagon spending, FFS:

WASHINGTON (AP) — Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Wednesday that he is rolling out a new screening program for “testosterone deficiency” among troops, calling it necessary to allow them to operate at their “absolute best.”

The new screenings will be conducted annually as part of service members’ required medical screenings for those 30 and older, he said. Troops under 30 can volunteer to be tested. In a video released on social media, Hegseth simply refers to troops, though it appears he is referring only to testing men in uniform for hormone irregularities.

When asked about what conditions Hegseth was looking to address with the new policy, the Pentagon referred to Hegseth’s remarks in the video that talked about keeping troops “strong, resilient and capable” and that the rigors of the modern battlefield demand “maximum psychological and mental readiness.”

irish379's avatar

he wants to do what the nazis did in ww2, juice the troops with steroids

Carstonio's avatar

Fun to image Hegseth like a mad scientist strapped to a bed, demanding more and more steroids be pumped into his veins, until his genitals explode and he’s reduced to a ball of hair.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I'm going to go with:

"These guys are fucking weird."

Carstonio's avatar

A way of weeding out trans men? A justification for roiding the men? Probably both.

MRK's avatar

Just pandering to the insecurity they've spent decades building in themselves. The right is entirely too fixated on testosterone levels and sperm count. It's not healthy.

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

Tell us you are worried about whether you are a "real man" or not without telling us that you are worried about being a "real man."

Russell Jones's avatar

Someone gimme some insider info on which of those quack-ass "men's health" clinics are about to get a big ol' infusion of public money so I can make wise investment decisions, plzkthx.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Look to see where those whacky Trump kids serve on the board . . .

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Can't Pete Thiel sponsor a military blood sport of some sort.

Sure, it would significantly reduce the ranks, but Hic'seth and his daddy figure would enjoy it . . .

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Trans people can't get gender affirming care but we can do this.

Link to the hill article

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5969935-hegseth-testosterone-testing-dod/

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

That *is* gender-affirming care.

Richard S's avatar

Only the CORRECT gender, though.

CzechJournalists's avatar

damnit. he's trying to torch off the bad Star Trek years.

"World War III was the last of Earth's three world wars, lasting from approximately 2026 to 2053."

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/World_War_III

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Thank you, Dr. Hegseth, you fucking NAZI quack.

Schmannity's avatar

It's recommended by Gen. Doug Flutie and Adm. Frank Thomas.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

I went to Jr High with Doug Flutie. For real. I sat next to him in Cormack's Advanced Math class. He was a school friend of mine and a decent kid at that time. It's a small world after all.

Mavenmaven's avatar

That will definitely help us win in modern warfare!

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Please tell me that's The Onion and not AP!

Schmannity's avatar

Sorry to disappoint. Now about those women in the armed forces...

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

On average though, female servicepersons have significantly less beards amongst them . . .

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

That ass says lots of things. They're rarely true.

noname's avatar

An important detail!

Russell Jones's avatar

He was speaking metaphorically. Sure, he'd have another stroke if he even tried to pronounce "metaphorically," but he was speaking metaphorically just the same!

paul's avatar

He said what he said. It lives on the internet forever.

VaselineHabits's avatar

Umm... where the fuck are the "adults"?!

paul's avatar

An interesting question is if he ordered a nuke, but cooler heads ignored the order.

SethTriggs's avatar

They're all waiting for him to kick off so they can get his power.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Trump overturns ICE temporary stand down on vehicle stops.

You know who else micromanaged a war? Hint: he also had a bunker.

"M"'s avatar

He doesn't really "overturn" it

They don't have to do what he says - and all state prosecutors should (were our system working properly, which it clearly is not) warn those "agents" that if they follow his suggestions they risk being prosecuted for murder

People need to STOP TREATING ANY PRONOUNCEMENT FROM DONALD AS IF IT HAD ANY KIND OF LEGAL EFFECT

Especially since most of the time he is lying anyway

Come on -- everyone here is presumed to have that level of discernment

"M"'s avatar

I know it's hard -- because he talks so much and all the time --

but I feel like those of us who are listening closely really need to be better at making a *consistent* effort

Schmannity's avatar

"Murder sends a strong message"

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Trump might get everyone to stop driving if he makes the gas expensive enough and being murdered while driving a sanctioned sport . . .

G-7 in Space's avatar

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

But in the end, he killed the top baddie.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

Trump *always* makes the most stooopitt decision. This is a physical law.

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

Those repubs getting comfortable with hating trump should be doing so in public, but since they are cowards, they won't.

lower case's avatar

Hell, we're just starting to see democrats hating trump. I'm not going to hold my breath on the republicans.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

Rancid dickfucks are limpdicks.

Old Man Shadow's avatar

But if you keep throwing the money into a flaming pit, eventually you'll have enough ash to climb out of the pit, right?

Russell Jones's avatar

That right! It's just like how the moon is more important than the sun because the sun comes out in the daytime when there's already a bunch of light, whereas the moon comes out a night when it's dark and the moonlight is needed.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

Just wait until we have an eclipse of the Earth*.

(*): That's when the Sun moves between the Earth and the Moon. Quite spectacular, I hear.