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HazooToo's avatar

Yes, why is that a thing? Why do we have to wait for an election to put the breaks on their whiny-ass bullshit? Supposedly, they represent us, so why do we have absolutely no power to make them listen when it's not election season?

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Mike Rhodes's avatar

I'm willing to let the man relax for a while, though I agree he'd be a good choice. In the meantime, might I suggest the other former lawyer from Chicago currently residing in the White House?

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

This isn't rocket science, people: The Founders (PBUT) established a republic, so obviously they only intended it to be run by Republicans. Duh!

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phoenix00's avatar

*yawn* still trying to shove that Land Rover Range Rover down our throats like the gayness? Blah so boring.

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phoenix00's avatar

He asked John for the treats, and got Judas' tricks.

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Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

FLOTUS for SCOTUS!

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Aniline's avatar

Is... is he saying that if the vacancy is filled, he's going to murder a Justice?

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Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

All of Alex Jones' "information" comes from a single source: the depths of his own capacious fundament.

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

You live longer that way.

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Stulexington's avatar

Except they really don't seem to feel allegiance to the actual Republican party either. Just their interpretation of what the rest of the party really wants, which, coincidentally enough, is exactly the same thing as they want.

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Weißwurst Supreme's avatar

Because we don't have shit tons of money (I don't, anyway, and I assume you don't either). There are actual statistical analysis showing that Congresspeople completely ignore the stated, even widespread, wishes of their constituents but something like 85% of the time vote in line with various moneyed people or groups' wishes.

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Stulexington's avatar

I figure someone takes a credible shot at Clinton. Secret Service forces FBI to crack down on all the wackaloons making death threats at Hillary every second breath. Some militia "mobilizes to defend their rights" (to commit treason but I was just kidding). Some Bundite wannabes take over a huge stretch of Federal land to call it their headquarters. Some wacknut governors support them, mobilize the rangers/state guard. Hillary isn't having any of their shit. Bullets start flying.

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theblackdog's avatar

I wanna throttle the guy in green because he sounds like a number of the people that are now blocked from reading my facefeeds.

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theblackdog's avatar

And this after he made Mary Magdeline stop turning tricks.

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Serai 1's avatar

Well, any color so long as it's not red.

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

You should read "Red Shirts" by John Scalzi. It's a really funny novel where 'red shirt' characters who are actually alive, but don't realize they only exist in a fictional narrative, figure out how to contact the script writer to try to get him to quit killing them.

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