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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

My reply to myself isn't showing up for some reason. Turns out it was Jack Kingston.

Michael Dorsey's avatar

Quick trivia question. What finally brought down Al Capone?

xbutter's avatar

What is the incremental tax rate on profits from money laundering?

Lily412's avatar

When Trump eventually passes away, his kids will be like, "the tax returns are still under audit!"

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

I'm close to giving up on humanity in general.

Maybe's avatar

At this point in the Watergate investigation people were asking "What did the President know and when did he know it?"

I'm not sure that's a relevant question right now because it appears that Trump doesn't know anything about anything, ever.

whitroth's avatar

I was looking for the Reptilians who actually would like to stay in power, as opposed to seeing the US go down in flames, to show up. And I was expecting Trumpolini to piss off legislators, so that they get to, "ah, just a minute, you're trying to Trump Mah Power, Priviliges an' Rights, and Ah don't like that, son!"

I'm starting to consider betting we have a Special Counsel within two weeks.

cheetojeebus's avatar

Lol, good one Cohen. WSWYDThttps://twitter.com/funder/...

redarmyzombie's avatar

Never go Godwin on the first date...

Notreelyhelping's avatar

I vaguely remember that invisible comment.

gratuitous's avatar

I thought Gen. Flynn was anxious to testify and get his side of things out. Now that investigators might have slightly more informed questions to ask, it's turtle time.

Notreelyhelping's avatar

Gee. That's sad, eh? (Feeling a little giddy.)

MynameisBlarney's avatar

He went waaaaay past Godwin.