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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

My reply to myself isn't showing up for some reason. Turns out it was Jack Kingston.

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Michael Dorsey's avatar

Quick trivia question. What finally brought down Al Capone?

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xbutter's avatar

What is the incremental tax rate on profits from money laundering?

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Lily412's avatar

When Trump eventually passes away, his kids will be like, "the tax returns are still under audit!"

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

I'm close to giving up on humanity in general.

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hanadora444's avatar

OK he qualifies.

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Maybe's avatar

At this point in the Watergate investigation people were asking "What did the President know and when did he know it?"

I'm not sure that's a relevant question right now because it appears that Trump doesn't know anything about anything, ever.

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whitroth's avatar

I was looking for the Reptilians who actually would like to stay in power, as opposed to seeing the US go down in flames, to show up. And I was expecting Trumpolini to piss off legislators, so that they get to, "ah, just a minute, you're trying to Trump Mah Power, Priviliges an' Rights, and Ah don't like that, son!"

I'm starting to consider betting we have a Special Counsel within two weeks.

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cheetojeebus's avatar

Lol, good one Cohen. WSWYDThttps://twitter.com/funder/...

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redarmyzombie's avatar

Never go Godwin on the first date...

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

I vaguely remember that invisible comment.

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chicken thief's avatar

FAKE NEWS!!!!!!

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gratuitous's avatar

I thought Gen. Flynn was anxious to testify and get his side of things out. Now that investigators might have slightly more informed questions to ask, it's turtle time.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Gee. That's sad, eh? (Feeling a little giddy.)

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MynameisBlarney's avatar

He went waaaaay past Godwin.

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