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In Soviet Russia, crabs catch YOU!

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It's an innie not an outie

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He's not THAT much of a monster.

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they can't even vote on something that they know what it is - and when they don't know they can't vote for it either - and they made it through civics class ?

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Are you kidding? I had these until I was 50.

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I like your words. Whenever I say something like that to my RW aquaintances - I get "military is in the constitution, healthcare ain't."

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Yet I do...

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Holey moley, that long? That's tragic.

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*allegedly

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Viruses & Bacteria: Not Brown Enough For Enemy Status. Also witchcraft.

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No offense and...

Not to start a long-winded debate...

I personally have gotten into the habit of looking far enough ahead into anything I say where if the construction is built as "I'm not...but..." I quickly realize that I'm actually doing the thing I am claiming I'm not doing. Again, I don't want to start a long-winded debate, and MSNBC bears more than its fair share of blame for electing this clown ( JoMika etc.), but the arc of corporate greed bends toward justice (in this, and nowadays many other, cases).

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i demand to know why this alleged biblical figure is depicted impersonating National Treasure ® Charlton Heston in the article's top image.

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That movie is the tits. I have vivid memories of watching probably like twenty minutes of it in Sunday school and being totally taken with the neon-green Angel of Death.

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56, still have them.

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Their reaction to viruses and bacteria is to point at foreigners and close the borders.

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