Considering the way DC interns and pages spend literally every waking hour exchanging bodily fluids and poop with each other and their middle-aged closeted bosses, the only thing surprising about the "Senate Pages Got The Pig AIDS" story is that the number of infected pages is only five.
Senate Pages All Have Swine Flu Pig AIDS
Considering the way DC interns and pages spend literally every waking hour exchanging bodily fluids and poop with each other and their middle-aged closeted bosses, the only thing surprising about the "Senate Pages Got The Pig AIDS" story is that the number of infected pages is only five.