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Much vodka, no indefinite articles.

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limbo contest?

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McConnell an ineffective leader, who'd a thunk it?

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Clearly, no one else listens to Mitch. So sad, now not even the NSA will listen to him.

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Meanwhile, sources have recorded this short video of McConnell's post-work workout...Let's take a look...

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Damn it, now I feel guilty. I really need to send Edward Snowden a check. *Then* I can say, without fear of contradiction, that he was working for *ME*. (And I'm an American citizen....which means he was working for the good of the US....)

mark "anyone know his snail-mail?"

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Can't the NSA just "friend" everybody on FaceBüch? That should reveal 99% of all there is to know about 90% of the public.

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He and Boehner can get together and cry in their drinks together.

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The USA patriot act has caught 0 terrorists.

Damn, even the TSA caught like 3 fake ones.

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high school.

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It'll be to set up a Ministry of Love.

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I was using my metadata to polish my car, until I realized it left microscratches in the clear coat.

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Anyone know what the sales numbers are like for the Jeep Liberty and Jeep Patriot?

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That's the spirit!

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