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mailman27's avatar

Much vodka, no indefinite articles.

YayConspiracy's avatar

McConnell an ineffective leader, who'd a thunk it?

Reeseman's avatar

Clearly, no one else listens to Mitch. So sad, now not even the NSA will listen to him.

Lord-Nash's avatar

Meanwhile, sources have recorded this short video of McConnell's post-work workout...Let's take a look...

whitroth's avatar

Damn it, now I feel guilty. I really need to send Edward Snowden a check. *Then* I can say, without fear of contradiction, that he was working for *ME*. (And I'm an American citizen....which means he was working for the good of the US....)

mark "anyone know his snail-mail?"

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Can't the NSA just "friend" everybody on FaceBüch? That should reveal 99% of all there is to know about 90% of the public.

Rick Hill's avatar

He and Boehner can get together and cry in their drinks together.

dshwa's avatar

The USA patriot act has caught 0 terrorists.

Damn, even the TSA caught like 3 fake ones.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

It'll be to set up a Ministry of Love.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

I was using my metadata to polish my car, until I realized it left microscratches in the clear coat.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Anyone know what the sales numbers are like for the Jeep Liberty and Jeep Patriot?