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Amezed's avatar

"Banana hammocks," lol'd at work. Thanks for that!

Bruce's avatar

"Dissertations will be written about guys like that foreman."

"Panthera pardus and the consumption of Trump voter's faces: a historical analysis of the South Texas construction industry 2016-2030"

lordpnut's avatar
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Doktors of rhetoric? Take a drink, and say your prayers if you meet one of those sumbitches; it's gonna be a long day.

Bex1203's avatar

And OT, but Faux news should be mad at Kash, b/c his personal email got hacked, and they were super mad for close to a decade about Hillary's private email.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fbi-director-kash-patel-email-hackers-lran/

Fleur de Sel's avatar

Oh Marcie, I ferreted out that Smiths line immediately. Danke for such a lovely song to counter this ghastly timeline.

UnDrewsual's avatar

"nail something down by Good Friday"

Not sure if this was meant as a sly pun or not.

Bex1203's avatar

Actually, *most* murderers do not kill more than one person. Someone should tell ol' Fartbag that fact.

Also, where would one round up 25 MILLION murderers, psychos from asylums, etc? Is there a silk road kinda site I just don't know about where you can order "the worst of the worst"(in Trump's mind) and have them shipped places? That would be.....strange. I could see ordering a few, so you could screech about them on Truth Social, but 25 million is a LOT of anythings.

Ffs, I've been in a psych hospital ward about 5 different times myself, due to some very heavy depression. Even had ECT for it. Yet I've got a murder rate of zero, isn't that odd?

Bruce's avatar

All the "psychos from asylums" is because his pudding brain doesn't comprehend that words can be used in different contexts. All those people seeking asylum must be crazy killer psychos, right?

oldmechanician's avatar

There was that one time the English started sending their so called miscreants to Australia, but their descendants turned out to be mostly pretty nice.

Pexas Teat's avatar

I think it comes down to chain migration of murderers

tehbaddr's avatar

Poopshow, worst girly burlesque ever!

Fool's avatar

Why should the Senate hold a line (no TSA funding without ICE) when the president has abandoned that line?

CzechJournalists's avatar

just trying to legitimize a bullshit eo before the lawsuits start. . .

goCatgo's avatar

OT Nasdaq leading WS down thru the porcelain throne at -1.4%.

So it isn't just lemmings that follow to jump off cliffs. All the bodies.

I dunno why Tech is taking it on the chin today. If I get too bored maybe

I'll check it out.

Earl up of course, nearly 4 Smackaroos just this morning. And the day ain't

over yet, Pilgrim ! At 98 and change for all you into M & Ms.

Gold popped a bit but still way below 5 K.

My Local Nine got blown out at their home opener yesterday.

Looks like I will save major buckaroos on them this year when they

are sold and leave us like a wet Sunday newspaper left in the rain.

Are there still Sunday news papers? Are they still left in the rain?

Anyways, that's all I know. 😁

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Fuck Mario Gurrero from that video into the sun. "Why should I have to suffer the consequences of my idiocy?" I hope he loses everything.

CzechJournalists's avatar

that crap is so my neck of the woods. that machismo bullshit is infuriating.

gene108's avatar

The fact a man named Mario Guerrero doesn’t realize Trump and Miller will come after him once they’re done with immigrants worries me about how naive people are.

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"I voted for Trump because he's mucho macho!"

"M"'s avatar

Most of them think like that

His extra layer of idiocy was saying that out loud believing he would get no pushback

CzechJournalists's avatar

i've soured on Morrissey, but mostly because Robert Smith's criticisms of him ring true. can't hate The Smiths though.

Brian McCurdy's avatar

I can't stand that man's voice so it was easy for me, after people realized what an ass he is, to continue not listening to him.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

I sometimes feel like perhaps I am a bad person, in that I so easily - reflexively, really -separate art from artist. That is, my appreciation (or lack thereof) of any art seems to have no relation to any feelings I have about the artist. I don't go out of my way to listen to songs by Charles Manson or GG Allin, but it's not because they're terrible people - it's because the songs are mediocre at best.

FrancescoTheMagnificent's avatar

Yeah, he's a fucking twit. And there'll never be a Smiths reunion no matter how much the fans want it because he's just too busy being a contrary asshole. Like Rand Paul with a guitar.

Oh wait, Morrissey can't play guitar. Or anything else. He's just a lyricist & a mediocre singer. Completely dependent on his band since he has no talent of his own. Good thing most of the rest of the guys decided to join up with Chrissie Hynde in the latest lineup of the Pretenders.

CzechJournalists's avatar

maybe they could get Richard Cheese to sing.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

But, but can we shit on Schumer some more for old times' sake?

FrancescoTheMagnificent's avatar

He's still gotta go as party leader. I nominate Elizabeth Warren for that position.

VwllssWndr's avatar

The Dems had extra leverage because of the upcoming break. The problem is that now in the future people will be like "Well why didn't Chuck do anything THIS time?"

devourerofpancakes's avatar

I am guilty of that. Let's try to pushbacl on that narrative.

Prometheus59650's avatar

Gift from God for Thune, I guess.

"Not my circus.. We passed a bill. They won't even vote it down. It's Speaker Pornjunkie's problem."

***

House Republican leadership signaled that they would refuse to vote on a Senate bill to end the partial government shutdown by funding most of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).

House Conference Chair Lisa McClain (R-MI) told NOTUS reporter Reese Gorman that the bill was "garbage" and that there would be no votes on the legislation.

If the bill does not pass the House, a partial government shutdown crippling the TSA could continue for days, as senators were not expected to return to Washington until April 13.

VwllssWndr's avatar

I wish I were lucky enough to decide I didn't want to do the job I was being paid for without repercussions.

Prometheus59650's avatar

$184K for absolutely nothing.

More than that, even, since you can find a "Congress" reason to go almost anywhere...and on taxpayer dime.

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Stupid, selfish nit. "We didn't think it would affect us."

M'Hael's avatar

End of the video:

"I hope they realize..."

Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, my dude. You're clearly not very bright or you wouldn't have voted for him at ALL. EVER. So I'm gonna help you out:

They don't CARE how it affects you. If they DO know, they don't care. If they DON'T know, it's ALSO because they don't care.

They don't care. You were a mark. A dupe. A patsy. A completely faceless number only interesting to them as and until a means to an end.

Which you gave them, soooo... sorry, you and every other braindead, self-absorbed, willfully ignorant douchecanoe who helped vote EVERYONE into this mess are not gonna be able to "talk to the administration," nor ANYONE who represents you, to find ways out of this.

And on a personal note, I hope each and every one of you [REDACTED BY RFCR FILTER] once this is all over. Slowly.

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And with malice!

FrancescoTheMagnificent's avatar

With cheese! And mustard! Hot mustard!

Prometheus59650's avatar

It's insane how they get on Twitter and think it's a direct line to the idiot.

VwllssWndr's avatar

I miss the good old days of "Happy birthday Timmy love @Grandmaster Flash"