Senate Republicans are really concerned about making sure women have greater access to birth control. No, really, it is true! (No, really, it is not.) From the same party that has tried for years to defund Planned Parenthood, ban certain types of birth control that they think murder babies (because they are idiots who don't understand what contraception is), and protect employers' "right" to tell you what kind of medicine you can use on your ladyparts comes the latest clever attempt to make life harder for the ladies, but, you know, "for the ladies."
Zero dollars to consumer, a few dollars for insurance companies, but considering how much they have to shill for a birth you'd think they'd be alllll for handing out the pill like M&Ms
Jesus. Most of these politicians are married to women. Those that aren't are women. Do they believe that every woman they don't know has the intelligence of a three-year-old?
And, if a woman Scott Walker knew quite well voluntarily inserted a vibrating device in her vagina, he'd freak at the idea of being replaced by a machine.
I remember when they kept condoms behind the pharmacy in a locked drawer, and you had to go up and ask for them and then take them to the checkout counter to pay for them. And the pharmacist was always a 75-year-old lady who knew your mother from church.
I have no idea why any woman would support these actions. The men, I assume, are getting back at all the cheerleaders that wouldn't give them the time of day back in high school.
When faced with a situation like that, you would do well to call on your inner Eddie Haskell for guidance. So...
... you make sure to ask her for specific brand recommendations, based on her expertise. ("... as a pharmacist, I mean. Why, what did you think I meant?") And then you pull a banana out of your pocket so you could roll one out right there in front of her to see how it would fit and how it would look, making sure to seek and obtain her opinion on that. (And then when she indignantly orders you to leave the store at once, you put on your best hurt puppy-dog look and go "Gee willikers, ma'am. I am just a beginner here. I would sure appreciate a little help. Can you help me?")
So you say to the pharmacist, "Ohhhh, so you're one of those people, huh? I wonder what your wifey thinks about that? I mean, what she really thinks, and [rolling eyes] not just what she says to you. [Looking around] Gee, I wonder what else me and my family and my friends and neighbors will no longer be buying here ... "
It just dawned on me. For a man with erectile dysfunction, would NOT providing Viagra constitute contraception? And now America can have free boner pills!
Zero dollars to consumer, a few dollars for insurance companies, but considering how much they have to shill for a birth you'd think they'd be alllll for handing out the pill like M&Ms
Targeted Ethnocentric Anti-abortive Bullshit Aimed at Gals Act.
Now, before a (probable) woman runs for president, the GOP can point to this title and go SEE? We are totally FOR women issues! REALLY!
Ingsoc:Socialism::AGASEC:Access to Safe and Effective Contraception.
Yeah, that fits.
And increases the profits of all the Pharmacy & drug industries that they all own stock in. A win-win for every RWinger.
"If you like your Republican Political Investment, you get to keep your Republican Political Investment!"
Yeah, that's some fucked up shit right there.
Jesus. Most of these politicians are married to women. Those that aren't are women. Do they believe that every woman they don't know has the intelligence of a three-year-old?
And, if a woman Scott Walker knew quite well voluntarily inserted a vibrating device in her vagina, he'd freak at the idea of being replaced by a machine.
I remember when they kept condoms behind the pharmacy in a locked drawer, and you had to go up and ask for them and then take them to the checkout counter to pay for them. And the pharmacist was always a 75-year-old lady who knew your mother from church.
I have no idea why any woman would support these actions. The men, I assume, are getting back at all the cheerleaders that wouldn't give them the time of day back in high school.
When faced with a situation like that, you would do well to call on your inner Eddie Haskell for guidance. So...
... you make sure to ask her for specific brand recommendations, based on her expertise. ("... as a pharmacist, I mean. Why, what did you think I meant?") And then you pull a banana out of your pocket so you could roll one out right there in front of her to see how it would fit and how it would look, making sure to seek and obtain her opinion on that. (And then when she indignantly orders you to leave the store at once, you put on your best hurt puppy-dog look and go "Gee willikers, ma'am. I am just a beginner here. I would sure appreciate a little help. Can you help me?")
So you say to the pharmacist, "Ohhhh, so you're one of those people, huh? I wonder what your wifey thinks about that? I mean, what she really thinks, and [rolling eyes] not just what she says to you. [Looking around] Gee, I wonder what else me and my family and my friends and neighbors will no longer be buying here ... "
Who are you? And get off my lawn!
It's alright Senator McCain we'll all get off your lawn....
It just dawned on me. For a man with erectile dysfunction, would NOT providing Viagra constitute contraception? And now America can have free boner pills!