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Miss Trunchbull wore her mean on her sleeve. I see her more of a Delores Umbridge.

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WTF. its February I'm walking down the middle of my suburban street . No power lines or trees near me to speak of. And a bird just shit on my shoulder. Do birds shit while flying? Or did this specific bird just target Baconzgood?

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No, they won't.

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Mainers I know say NO WAY to Collins. BOTH sides of the aisle (actually, half of them are Independent).

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Mitt Romney might be the lone Republican to vote to remove Trump, but it seems unlikely.

Yep. If there’s one thing Romneybot is known for, it’s taking a firm stand based on deeply held convictions.

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That's it! She is my most loathed of all the HP villains. Collins has that je ne sais quoi.

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Trump has definitely learned something. He’s learned that no matter what he does, Moscow Mitch and the rest of Senate republicans will always have his back. He’s learned that he is untouchable and can get away with murder.

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Je sais quoi.

Je sais exactement fucking quoi.

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nah-huh, liza murkyowski is the collinsest.

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Wtf is with Poodlehead’s obsession with promoting the name of the alleged whistleblower? Wouldn’t a supposed libertarian want to protect the privacy of someone who reported what they believed was wrongdoing? Or is he just acting under orders from his Russian handler?

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Collins Claims (Wrongly) is the name of her new biography...

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Hoping someone his neighbor will beat that person instead of him?

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If you were a bird, you would 100% shit on those walking around...

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taking a firm stand based on deeply held convictions

He's taking the firm stand based on deeply held convictions that it's in the national interest for him to be reelected.

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Or a lawn mower. One of the big ones that the counties uses on the sides of the highways. You only have to be one step up from the gutter to take the high road with these shitheads.

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There is that.

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