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Waste Land Rover's avatar

Miss Trunchbull wore her mean on her sleeve. I see her more of a Delores Umbridge.

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Baconzgood's avatar

WTF. its February I'm walking down the middle of my suburban street . No power lines or trees near me to speak of. And a bird just shit on my shoulder. Do birds shit while flying? Or did this specific bird just target Baconzgood?

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suziq's avatar

No, they won't.

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Eileen is Still Pissed's avatar

Mainers I know say NO WAY to Collins. BOTH sides of the aisle (actually, half of them are Independent).

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Mitt Romney might be the lone Republican to vote to remove Trump, but it seems unlikely.

Yep. If there’s one thing Romneybot is known for, it’s taking a firm stand based on deeply held convictions.

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RickK's avatar

That's it! She is my most loathed of all the HP villains. Collins has that je ne sais quoi.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Trump has definitely learned something. He’s learned that no matter what he does, Moscow Mitch and the rest of Senate republicans will always have his back. He’s learned that he is untouchable and can get away with murder.

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Crip Dyke, ABOLISH THE POLICE's avatar

Je sais quoi.

Je sais exactement fucking quoi.

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ontheotherhand's avatar

nah-huh, liza murkyowski is the collinsest.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Wtf is with Poodlehead’s obsession with promoting the name of the alleged whistleblower? Wouldn’t a supposed libertarian want to protect the privacy of someone who reported what they believed was wrongdoing? Or is he just acting under orders from his Russian handler?

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Hatesquash's avatar

Collins Claims (Wrongly) is the name of her new biography...

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Hatesquash's avatar

Hoping someone his neighbor will beat that person instead of him?

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Hatesquash's avatar

If you were a bird, you would 100% shit on those walking around...

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Crip Dyke, ABOLISH THE POLICE's avatar

taking a firm stand based on deeply held convictions

He's taking the firm stand based on deeply held convictions that it's in the national interest for him to be reelected.

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Crystal Grubbs's avatar

Or a lawn mower. One of the big ones that the counties uses on the sides of the highways. You only have to be one step up from the gutter to take the high road with these shitheads.

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Crystal Grubbs's avatar

There is that.

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