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Marla's avatar

Oh look, Aunt Pittypat has another case of the vapors.

Pick a side, Lindsey, pick a side.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

It’s amazing that Lindsey can’t find the smoking gun with his head so far up Trump’s ass.

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42tontom's avatar

It's almost like he's not even looking for it!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Damn, for once I actually agree with Greene (!): some MAGA loon *should* primary ol’ Lindsey, preferably one that screeches about MURDERING BABIES a whole f’ing lot. 🤞

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Brianna Amore's avatar

Yes, high crimes and misdemeanors committed WHILE IN OFFICE. Markwayne gets it. Comer, MTG, and Jordan, apparently, do not.

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Katherine Harris's avatar

I keep remembering a clip from the Watergate documentary I practically memorized in high school, where someone was complaining that the charges being being leveled against Nixon were too vague. Something along the lines of “A parking ticket has to have where, when, and the nature of the offense, but such details aren’t needed for impeaching the President of the United States? Why, this is ridiculous.”

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

I want to do a Pitch Meeting style video for the Biden Impeachment.

"It must have been difficult to get GOP congressmen to vote for an Impeachment on zero evidence."

"It was super easy! Barely an inconvenience!"

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Mike's avatar

Hey don't we all have a Lego American Flag over our fireplace like Markwayne? And Okie Values? What are those? Values as in bargains? Like sliding a couple steaks down your pants at the Walmart in Stillwater?

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Doctor Kiddo's avatar

I thought CrossFit was supposed to make you look toned, and fit. My granny, who can barely lift a Chihuahua, has arms like that, but she has sense enough to wear clothes with sleeves, which are more flattering.

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Demodocus's avatar

Women, even the gigantic numbskulled assholes, can wear whatever the hell they want and if you're unhappy about it, tough.

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Doctor Kiddo's avatar

I'm not "unhappy" about it. In fact my own clothing choices look like I'm about to go clean my garage. I only mention it because Meat Sweats Madge claims she is some sort of fitness icon. The fact that she is obviously just a flabby couch potato, and her unfortunate clothing choices announce it to the world with a bullhorn is not my fault. Public figures hire competent stylists for a reason.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

She skipped the Fit and went straight to being cross.

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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

Wow, the Mullin family went all-out on the holiday decor this year...

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Cakes We Like's avatar

Does this mean Ol' Markwayne has given up attempting to compete for dumbest Republican in the House, or is he just taking a brief hiatus?

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Hippo Heaven's avatar

He's in the Senate now, and has too much competition from Ron Johnson and Tommy Tuberville.

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Cakes We Like's avatar

Ah, I couldn't remember which one he was (goes to shoe his relevance). I guess he's withdrawn from the competition then.

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

He fell, hit his head, and accidentally made sense just for a second.

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Daniel's avatar

"he hasn’t seen a smoking gun of evidence"

Americans will use anything instead of the metric system.

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Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Mind your P's and Q's

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Kel Varnsen's avatar

They have this whole thing backwards

You have to have actual evidence of wrongdoing to bring charges. Hunches, accusations, hearsay and conspiracy theories don’t reach that bar

Just like all of trumps and lake’s “fraud” cases. They would bring unsubstantiated allegations and expect the court to investigate for wrong doing. That’s not how it supposed to work

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calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

"CrossFit McDumbass"

And that is how you know Evan wrote the article. Well, one of the ways how.

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WokeGrandma's avatar

I prefer "Horseface."

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Lefty Wright's avatar

Smoking gun? The House doesn't even have a spitball and a drinking straw.

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mr_snarky's avatar

"Merry Christmas to everyone trying to impeach Joe Biden right now!"

I don't think so.

Since they love coal I hope that's all they get in their stocking and that their no-good in-laws show up and ruin the hell out of Christmas dinner.

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