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Probably none. He's just really really stupid.

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Fentanyl might work better.

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That picture makes him look like he's pooping worms RIGHT NOW!

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So sad what those anti-vaxxers are doing to their kids. I just went through treatment for an HPV related cancer.It was NOT fun - chemo and radiation at the same time, pretty brutal. So far so good (high cure rate) but now I face at least five years of surveillance and no guarantee that the cancer won't recur. That vaccine will prevent so many young people today from having to experience what I did.

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I use anchovy paste, but little Debbies sounds better.

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Nope - it's Devin Nunes' cow.

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So he advocates the national legalization of Mary Jane?

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Ron Johnson slept with Stacy Hamilton when she was 15 and he was 26. She was just entering Ridgemont High School.

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That is not "Better living through chemistry" though.

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Oh please do, and get many sock puppet accounts to do the same.

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and by a Repuke senator no less!

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So I called OSHA today and now there is an enforcement team headed to an Anti-Masker's store to shut the entire bitch down.

I blundered into this place looking to buy a cheap snack on my way home from work.

Dude is operating a convenience store with hate speech written on the door directed at the democratic governor calling her 'the Fuhrer', has a sign on the front door with a herd of sheep wearing masks, nobody inside the store is wearing a mask, customer or employee, there are no barriers to separate you from the cashier, and food is being actively cooked in this establishment. This place is a total shitshow. And this is all located a block away from a high school. School starts August 31st.

So when kids, who will be unvaccinated because they're simply not old enough to be vaccinated yet, invariably end up getting their sweets and treats at the store, they're walking into a super spreader location. They catch the virus at this store, they go home, they infect their families, they report to school the next day, they infect everybody else and shut down the entire district, potentially killing people or crippling people with long haul symptoms for life.

I am just fucking stunned at this point.

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Going to be pissed when I can't treat my rosacea because morons start eating Soolantra (topical ivermectin). Guess I should ask about MetroGel.

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Also usee topically for skin conditions like rosacea.

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