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Robert Eckert's avatar

"Pennsylvania’s Dave McCormick didn’t either, because we don’t know why" Because Trump gave him a ride on Air Force One to the Lehigh, Pa. rally but, of course, didn't give him a ride back.

kmblue187's avatar

Looks like Trump threatened Cassidy with a mortgage crime or something because he caved.

Martha Howell's avatar

Damn, here I thought all he does is lie, and then we find him yelling truth at Bibi. Broken clock, 2x/day...

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Yes, many of ((( us ))) have been sick of Bibi's shit for ages, and sick of That Thing in the Offal Office's shit for as long or (as New Yorkers who remember the Bonwit Teller goddesses) longer.

Mr Beeep's avatar

Wow! Pete skipped leg and core and brain day.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

He never misses elbow day. And every day that ends in Y is elbow day. Got to get those bends in.

beb's avatar

Duncan Black wrote this morning, "Jaime Harrison (former DNC chair) is madmad about something but I don't even know what." Well, obviously about Democrats winning their primaries. I'm sorry, about SOCIALIST-Democrats winning their races.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

The USDA Prime beefsteak portions of the Epstein files are still in the deep freeze and not likely to be thawed out and served any time soon.

Only some of the USDA Choice cuts of meat have been thawed, heavily redacted and allowed to be put on the menu.

The USDA Select cuts from the Epstein files were marinated and overcooked in a thrift store crock pot and served to the media who wondered why the meat had no flavor and was hard to swallow.

The USDA utility grade Epstein file beef was chopped into hamburger which spoiled in the display cases and had to be discarded.

But if you really want the juiciest cuts of meat from the Epstein files you are going to have to fly to Israel or Moscow. Even just a six ounce portion is enough to poison your soul and make you vomit for the next three days.

Zyxomma's avatar

I can't be certain, but I'd wager British intelligence has the unredacted EPSTEIN files also, too.

Hawkeye91's avatar

I really don't understand how McWarface has the power to just yeet people out of the military. Like, why was that ever put into how the military works?!?!

SethTriggs's avatar

LOL.

But people gotta turn these low polls into action. Punish his unreconstructed party and make sure Congress changes hands, an impeachment+removal-sized Democratic majority. Jump your voter suppression hoops now so you're not caught out in the fall!

Hank Napkin's avatar

UNHOUSE AMERICA!

Trump abruptly cancels plan to sign bipartisan bill aimed at lowering cost of housing, demanding Senate approve Save America Act, which would dramatically change voting regulations (to protect him from punishments due to his criminality)

-- The Guardian (edited for clarity)

Pexas Teat's avatar

NPR missed the chance to educate us on what happens if the president doesn't sign a bill into law. They were acting like this bill is dead. Civics, motherfuckers!

SethTriggs's avatar

He TOLD us about this in the campaign but 77 million plus Americans were happy to make sure those housing units didn't built as they were more interested in the ethnic and racial cleansing he also promised!

Hank Napkin's avatar

“Nobody wants to live next door to one, so, no houses. Smart!” — Donald J. Trump President of the United States of America

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

OT. I wish I could turn my brain off sometimes. In the "How does this benefit Putin?" department, it occurred to me that Iran is Russia's ally. Russia is desparate for money. Iran is about to come into some money, if this deal goes through. Maybe a friend with a windfall lends a broke friend a few billion to keep his stupid military exercise going? Is it possible that Bibi wasn't the only one who encouraged DJT to attack Iran?

Probably I'm giving Putin too much credit for being a conniving SOB.

But now that all our bombs and missiles are depleated, and so much of our military is in the Middle East, and our new DNI is an abject moron, sure does make us ripe for some kind of attack, don't it?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

They need an attack. They thought they could goad us into turning violent with ICE, but we failed to cooperate. Even Stephen Miller couldn't anticipate inflatable frogs.

They still need their Reichstag Fire to drop the hammer, so they put out the welcome mat.

Mr Beeep's avatar

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for some Borscht today!

lotsacatsndogs's avatar

You're not alone in this assumption. Ditto Russian oil can now flow freely onto the world market through Iran if necessary, Pootin has more money to use against Ukraine, we have proven ourselves to be a tiger made out of used TP, etc. It's horrific. And I fear for the midterms, gas down here in Dallass to $3, the rubes will think Anusface is a jeenyus again. Barf. So boned we are.

Queen Méabh's avatar

That's not how you do pull-ups! I knew that in 2nd grade, for Christ's sake! They're "pull" ups, not "kick" ups or "throw yourself" ups or "swing" ups!

SethTriggs's avatar

Dunning-Kruger is one HELL of a drug.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Got to admire Pete being willing to do this in front of cameras without being aware of the fact that he is unable to do this. No, no I don't.

IMPOed's avatar

Fuckin losers...

coco lurks from home's avatar

I never noticed before in that video but the guy in the background isn’t exactly impressing with his 1/4 pull-ups either. And not the best pushups from the guy on the floor.

Is this just the Shitty Form Gym?

Queen Méabh's avatar

I wondered that myself. None of them have a clue what they are doing. Is that a gym in the White House or something???