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Apple Scruff's avatar

He's blaming everyone but his son -- ISIS, the president, the night club. This is not going to go over well.

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IdRatherBeDancing's avatar

He is a fucking nightmare. Explains quite a bit. He is truly certifiable.

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Apple Scruff's avatar

He seems to be enjoying the spotlight a weeeeee bit too much.

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vivian's avatar

…or almost like they don't respect the fundamental principles of Democracy in which the will of the people is to be honored above partisan interests.

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IdRatherBeDancing's avatar

No shit -- he is now a victim of terrorism cause he lost his asshole mass murdering son. He needs to be carted off in a straight jacket.

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Apple Scruff's avatar

My brother and his family went to Disney last Friday and won't be back until this Saturday. What a week to be in Orlando. Maybe they're secret Muslims.

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Parchment Scroll's avatar

How can you say that about the Afghan Government-in-Exile?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I was in CO and heard the cheers from Little Donnie when the Orlando news came out.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Looks like he need's some Brawndo!

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IdRatherBeDancing's avatar

Government-in-Exile in his basement in fucknuts Florida.

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tehbaddr's avatar

That's supposed to be saved for special occasions, like Thanksgiving!

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tehbaddr's avatar

NEEDS ALL CAPS!!!!1!11!!!!!!

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Ghenghis McCann's avatar

He will, Oh he will. He's already fought the Scottish Government all the way to the UK Supreme Court, and lost. His minions immediately started bleating about taking the case to a higher court. So either his minions don't understand the meaning of 'Supreme' or they're too frightened to tell him he's lost. The smart money is on option 'B'.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

But then Chris Christie will kick his butt out of the White House!

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data_ninja's avatar

The furnace of Never Ending War (tm) is running low on fuel.

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bubbuhh's avatar

Maybe, it was a Nile Crocodile in Everglades Alligator clothing

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