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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Serve all you can eat spaghetti dinners with Bertoli products.

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The Quirk's avatar

What poor transsexual deserves this kind of punishment?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I might be OK with this as long as it means the government quits giving them millions of dollars in subsidies and billions of dollars in tax exemption. Either play by the rules or STFU and pay your own bills

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diogenez's avatar

Also, too: Satanists

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bobbert's avatar

As it turns out, the main ENDA already exempts churches from complying. This amendment is just aimed at preventing any government from cutting off any sweet sweet munniez from going to the church.

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chascates's avatar

Jesus had two daddies.

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chascates's avatar

Scientology Redux.

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diogenez's avatar

Rob Portman? Whose son just CAME OUT? Thanksgiving dinner at their house is going to be awkward.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

So enforcing a penalty for failure to follow the law is now "retaliation" when applied to a religious group?

Oh yeah, I forgot. THEY are the victims here. Again.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

pfft, as if Boehner would be in any condition for sexytime by the time he left the bar

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