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"He's up for re-election in 2022, and he thinks the only way to squeak by another victory is to dive headfirst into Donald Trump's grundle and motorboat as hard as possible."Fucking DYING!!!IFL Evan, lol

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The best thing about flipping the senate would be seeing Mitch McConnell booted as majority leader. The second best would be seeing Ron Johnson stripped of his chairmanship. This is a powerful committee and he has done fuckall with it except push Russian propaganda since his vacation to Russia two years ago (three?).

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Yeah, imagine that: Government intervention and regulation saving lives! Who'da thunk it!

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Ya know, I was thinking 'bout that yesterday, and it would probably be worth it to just reverse every vote, Trump would still be POTUS, but then we'd have a solid Senate, and still keep the House. We'd own the committees and the Legislature, could block every single thing Trump tried to do, investigate the hell out of everyone, and push through judges every day. Sounds pretty good to me, huh? Except I love the hell out the fact that Kamala is going to be VP.

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JOHNSON: I think we have all kinds of examples of fraud, and we know a large percentage of the American public just simply don't think this is a legitimate election. That's an unsustainable state of affairs for our country.

These ratfucking bastards. That conveniently leaves out the fact that THEY'RE THE GODDAMN REASON a bunch of people don't think it was a legitimate election! If they just stopped this shit and told Trump to STFU and GTFO, you lost you fucking loser, more people would believe it was legitimate!

Every time I hear this line from some GOP asshole, I want to tear my hair out.

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Government intervention and regulation saving lives!

<voice type="Jon Stewart">... or NAMBLA SOCIALISM!!!</voice>

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Me too, even though people like that often just tell you the photos are fake. Does she not even remember the Trumpster outrage when Michelle Obama didn't smile and looked bored at the inauguration?

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Can we make sure that hotdish is the one with the tater tots, the green beans and the cream of mushroom soup? Actually like 90% of Wisconsin hotdish has cream of mushroom soup.

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AND I've already put this on the social medias, but everyone I know (except one who spoke up on the social medias) calls that stuff "wildcat", not cannibal sandwich.

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I also don't own a cell phone or a stupidphone. If I was in your situation, I would've just pulled the rotary phone out of my coat pocket and slammed it over her head - she'd see something then, I'm sure.

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It's not the cannibal sandwich that made Johnson the way he is, it's the lutefisk.

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"A large percentage of the American population don't view this election as legitimate."

AND A LARGER PERCENTAGE OF THE COUNTRY SAID FUCK YOU TO YOU AND YOUR POS POTUS.

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''warning, warning''!

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Meanwhile, in 2020 Amurica, there are still tens of millions of straight white men who still believe that women, non-whites, non-straights, non-Christians, immigrants, disabled people, mentally ill people, and other numerous groups are sub-human and they treat them as such.

So your point is what, then?

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Takeshi Kitano...

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"a large percentage" meaning like 25%

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