I have a much better idea. Let's sell the USA to Canada. We can give them a huge discount given who our President is. But the deal is that the have to take him too. (They can then feed him to the moose for all I care.
There's a West Wing episode in which CJ Craig (played by my secret girlfriend Alison Janney) takes a meeting with "Cartographers for Social Justice", in which they advocate a map that has faithful areas and puts south at the top. One of the cartographers' last names is "Huke", which he repeats for clarity -- this was the name of a long-serving Geography professor at Dartmouth, so this *has* to be an easter egg, or whatever you call it.
You could have a drinking game or betting pool based solely on the times "Lisa Murkowski thinks the idea is “very, very unsettling” and Susan Collins is concerned" appears in Wonkette posts. Sadly, Jockstrap John Effyouman isn't among the things they get unsettled or concerned about. Dante would have to invent a whole new circle of Hell for those three.
I could write a deep comment here... so much material! But that would require deep thinking, and here on my first and sleepless/ painful night after ventral hernia surgery I'm just trying to mark time until utter exhaustion takes over. If my comments happened to descend into gibberish while writing self-indulgent comedy posts, I would not feel too badly. Now to try and make my way to the WC without disturbing orangeqat, and Ms. PC. Cheers.
As a bona fide cat man, I take exception to this phrase: "like a drooling dementia cat following a drooling laser pointer". So in my head I'm thinking (cuz my head is wherein I do my thinking) "like a drooling dementia dog following a drooling tennis ball", and Fixed It For Me. I like a Good Boy, or Good Girl, too, as well, but not as much as cats. Besides, my way is a better visual. I mean, "drooling laser pointer"? What even is that?
Dude's always vibed weird to me ~ I'm not in Pennsylvania, so figured both that my vibe isn't exactly "evidence" of him being not how he way portraying himself or being perceived by others, but, also, not my circus (state of residence), not my monkeys (votes). Thinking now that even pre-stroke, my gut might have been on to something....
Pennsylvania can’t be rid of this fool soon enough
I have a much better idea. Let's sell the USA to Canada. We can give them a huge discount given who our President is. But the deal is that the have to take him too. (They can then feed him to the moose for all I care.
Fuck this shithole. He is a traitor to the party he ran under. I hope he strokes out. (Hatefulness is the new way.)
substack.com/@gtm1646309?
There's a West Wing episode in which CJ Craig (played by my secret girlfriend Alison Janney) takes a meeting with "Cartographers for Social Justice", in which they advocate a map that has faithful areas and puts south at the top. One of the cartographers' last names is "Huke", which he repeats for clarity -- this was the name of a long-serving Geography professor at Dartmouth, so this *has* to be an easter egg, or whatever you call it.
You could have a drinking game or betting pool based solely on the times "Lisa Murkowski thinks the idea is “very, very unsettling” and Susan Collins is concerned" appears in Wonkette posts. Sadly, Jockstrap John Effyouman isn't among the things they get unsettled or concerned about. Dante would have to invent a whole new circle of Hell for those three.
You'd better be drinking milk or water then 'cause otherwise your liver is a goner on the first day of the game.
Steven Miller is no "store brand Goebbels", even Kirkland brand Goebbels has a better sense of style, and a more believable presentation.
As said in the South, “He ain’t right.”
Bless his heart.
I could write a deep comment here... so much material! But that would require deep thinking, and here on my first and sleepless/ painful night after ventral hernia surgery I'm just trying to mark time until utter exhaustion takes over. If my comments happened to descend into gibberish while writing self-indulgent comedy posts, I would not feel too badly. Now to try and make my way to the WC without disturbing orangeqat, and Ms. PC. Cheers.
Surgery is always tough on the body. I'm acutely conscious of this after having had my heart opened up in April. They almost kill you, but not quite.
You will be back to yoga before you know it, good luck.
As a bona fide cat man, I take exception to this phrase: "like a drooling dementia cat following a drooling laser pointer". So in my head I'm thinking (cuz my head is wherein I do my thinking) "like a drooling dementia dog following a drooling tennis ball", and Fixed It For Me. I like a Good Boy, or Good Girl, too, as well, but not as much as cats. Besides, my way is a better visual. I mean, "drooling laser pointer"? What even is that?
Fetteman un-fettered = utter lunacy.
Hey! Lay off Lurch, my second (or maybe third) favorite Addams Family character!
This guy is so clearly mentally unstable and unwell.
Dude's always vibed weird to me ~ I'm not in Pennsylvania, so figured both that my vibe isn't exactly "evidence" of him being not how he way portraying himself or being perceived by others, but, also, not my circus (state of residence), not my monkeys (votes). Thinking now that even pre-stroke, my gut might have been on to something....
Shut your fucking mouth. Then resign. Fixed it.
"He’s talking about you, store brand Goebbels with the off-putting wife who isn’t even good for making strudel."
Damnit Evan... now I want strudel.