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I would bet he has never been in a Coptic church. It's far from fundamentalist protestantism and more Catholic-y. Republican Jeebus wouldn't approve.

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But our munneez are more than 10x speshulur because they're Amurkan munneez and why you hate Amerurka? HENNGGGGGHHHHHH!??

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Sounds kind of Jew-y.

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Big front-page article in NYT on how Saud HOPES we'll take our munneez and go home. They've wanted us to go home for decades.

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<i>the United States takes religious freedom seriously,” Blunt said.</i>

Roy: Remember, too, the US takes gun ownership seriously. Cuz if all those 'good' Coptic Christians had guns, then, all the 'bad' Coptic Christians would be, um, well, dead or whatever.

The point is, Jeebus Freedom AND more guns will solve the problems. Oh yeah, and lower their taxes, too, with Ronald Reagan. Amen.

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Fear is the great motivator. And it's easier than love.

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Infidels are too <strike>dark</strike> stupid to realize the truth without our help. Yet they can wise up and become oppressed like so many of the untolerated American Christians are!

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=-4YrCFz0Kfc" target="_blank">related</a>

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QED bitches!!1!

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Don't blame me, I voted for whoever the hell it was who ran against him.

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In tasty, tasty garlic butter.

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isn't Roy Blount jr. a light heavyweight?

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Blunt believes we should all have the freedumb to choose in which Church we must pray to Jesus every Sunday.

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We can have a new reason to threaten to withdraw our munneez even though we can't withdraw our munneez because then we wouldn't have the threaten of withdrawing our munneez to use as leverage, or something arglebargle.

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Ol Roy (yes, it is a brand of dogfdood, look it up) should maybe talk to his base about this first- you know, the drooling rednecks who keep burning down mosques right here in Jesusland

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that's the real problem- we're actually small fries in the muneez dept over there

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