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Incoming Ham's avatar

I would bet he has never been in a Coptic church. It's far from fundamentalist protestantism and more Catholic-y. Republican Jeebus wouldn't approve.

SullivanSt's avatar

But our munneez are more than 10x speshulur because they're Amurkan munneez and why you hate Amerurka? HENNGGGGGHHHHHH!??

The Quirk's avatar

Sounds kind of Jew-y.

The Quirk's avatar

Big front-page article in NYT on how Saud HOPES we'll take our munneez and go home. They've wanted us to go home for decades.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>the United States takes religious freedom seriously,” Blunt said.</i>

Roy: Remember, too, the US takes gun ownership seriously. Cuz if all those 'good' Coptic Christians had guns, then, all the 'bad' Coptic Christians would be, um, well, dead or whatever.

The point is, Jeebus Freedom AND more guns will solve the problems. Oh yeah, and lower their taxes, too, with Ronald Reagan. Amen.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Fear is the great motivator. And it's easier than love.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Infidels are too <strike>dark</strike> stupid to realize the truth without our help. Yet they can wise up and become oppressed like so many of the untolerated American Christians are!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=-4YrCFz0Kfc" target="_blank">related</a>

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Don't blame me, I voted for whoever the hell it was who ran against him.

bobbert's avatar

In tasty, tasty garlic butter.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

isn't Roy Blount jr. a light heavyweight?

SullivanSt's avatar

Blunt believes we should all have the freedumb to choose in which Church we must pray to Jesus every Sunday.

SullivanSt's avatar

We can have a new reason to threaten to withdraw our munneez even though we can't withdraw our munneez because then we wouldn't have the threaten of withdrawing our munneez to use as leverage, or something arglebargle.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Ol Roy (yes, it is a brand of dogfdood, look it up) should maybe talk to his base about this first- you know, the drooling rednecks who keep burning down mosques right here in Jesusland

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that's the real problem- we're actually small fries in the muneez dept over there