What happened to that handsome young gentleman who was elected president back in 2008? He would hang out on the beach, shirtless, providing lots of wallpaper material for Marcus Bachmann's likely collection of secret dungeons. Oh, this Obama is gone now, and has been replaced by a grumpy old curmudgeon who is
Alright...it's feckin' Monday and goddammit...I want a good week for once. Work sucks, life sucks and Wonkette is my fucking anchor. Owls made a good start so we'll take that as a sign. Listen up people...I want snappy humor, iron clad snark, and dick jokes. Your fallback position is here: Rupert Murdoch. When Tinydickbriebarts start their strafing runs I want to see people rally with their thumbs. Back up your wonkette, and he/she will back you up.
you're right about barry's situation but i think (and as no one really gives a shit about me) and lots of other influential voices also think that the republicans are in nasty place on this one.
and are going to be left standing after the last chair is taken - when the baggers' and their 'solutions' are shown to be batshit insane, ignorant, and well, most importantly, wrong.
that being said i personally think a deal will be done. but still! eric cantor is a total tool and whatever district in VA elected him needs a kick in the nuts. and so does he.
oh no no barb. my boy is ten years younger than me - and we have been living in sin (delightful, also pedantic and bill-plagued and family filled) sin since 1997.
he makes me think AND feel like a floozy and i wouldn't change it for the world.
Buddhists do not believe in a creator. Calvinists do not believe in boners. Your belief system is giving me chaloshes (or "choot-spa").
August 4 is just the date on that counterfeit long form he created with Photoshop. (Actually, Malia is the one with the Photoshop skillz.)
Clearly, he just revealed his REAL birthday -- the one on the Kenyan Muslin birth certificate that's being hidden by the Masons, the Illuminati, and the Mafia. (And Karl Marx's ghost, also.)
Also, be advised that the Denny's in Auburn, WA is likely to call the cops, who will take the routine precaution of throwing you into the slammer for the weekend. Just in case, you know?
Alright...it's feckin' Monday and goddammit...I want a good week for once. Work sucks, life sucks and Wonkette is my fucking anchor. Owls made a good start so we'll take that as a sign. Listen up people...I want snappy humor, iron clad snark, and dick jokes. Your fallback position is here: Rupert Murdoch. When Tinydickbriebarts start their strafing runs I want to see people rally with their thumbs. Back up your wonkette, and he/she will back you up.
Alright! Let's make it happen.
well j lo's getting divorced. so there's that.
this is what i think. only not all the republicans are bluffing (i don't think bachmann for instance is bluffing).
but i do think a deal is going to get down.
b/c if it doesn't we're all in a world of pain.
your mom is his age????
jesus junior.
EDIT: had to fix your / you're typo for the ego.
you're right about barry's situation but i think (and as no one really gives a shit about me) and lots of other influential voices also think that the republicans are in nasty place on this one.
and are going to be left standing after the last chair is taken - when the baggers' and their 'solutions' are shown to be batshit insane, ignorant, and well, most importantly, wrong.
that being said i personally think a deal will be done. but still! eric cantor is a total tool and whatever district in VA elected him needs a kick in the nuts. and so does he.
oh no no barb. my boy is ten years younger than me - and we have been living in sin (delightful, also pedantic and bill-plagued and family filled) sin since 1997.
he makes me think AND feel like a floozy and i wouldn't change it for the world.
you all have had so many interesting threads going that i have entirely forgotten what this was all about.
i will merely add: damn barry still looks <i>fine</i>.
Got it yet? I&#039;m outta clues, so I&#039;ll just hand it over: <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=OQKKgNC5EpM" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQKKgNC5EpM">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Yer welcum.
Hell, I&#039;m getting the AARP hard-copy spam. Just because my idea of a great computer game is Zork, doesn&#039;t make me old. Does it?
Anyone who can&#039;t place the goldfish-in-the-shoe scene has no claim to enlightenment. Hah - got you, sucka!
Buddhists do not believe in a creator. Calvinists do not believe in boners. Your belief system is giving me chaloshes (or &quot;choot-spa&quot;).
OW! My eyes! They burnnnnn!
And then, after a good night&#039;s sleep, he goes back to work! What a stud.
August 4 is just the date on that counterfeit long form he created with Photoshop. (Actually, Malia is the one with the Photoshop skillz.)
Clearly, he just revealed his REAL birthday -- the one on the Kenyan Muslin birth certificate that&#039;s being hidden by the Masons, the Illuminati, and the Mafia. (And Karl Marx&#039;s ghost, also.)
Also, be advised that the Denny&#039;s in Auburn, WA is likely to call the cops, who will take the routine precaution of throwing you into the slammer for the weekend. Just in case, you know?
Or Cialis. THAT would be embarassing.