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Elephant - "Meg? Can we talk? I'm an elephant. I poke my trunk into lion shit, soiled hay, and between my mate's legs to see when she's ready to party. But damn, girl...could you take a bath?"

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Thank you Mick Fleetwood!

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There you go with those Liberal facts! I did not know that (obviously).

So, during WW II male Koreans were POW camp guards and females were "comfort" women?

Between the Empire of Japan and Nazi Germany, I'm sure glad we won The Big One!

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LL: It is still a great story - and since I've been corrected (please see below) I should have just stayed out of it...

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"Veto - You broke my heart..."

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That show just got cancelled by Charlie Sheen, I hear.

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And genitalia in her mouth. Allegedly.

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<i>Dirty Sexy Analingus</i>

Instant sequel.

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I think we need a refresher on the Pocket Veto.

<blockquote> The Constitution grants the President 10 days to review a measure passed by the Congress. If the President has not signed the bill after 10 days, it becomes law without his signature. However, if Congress adjourns during the 10-day period, the bill does not become law. [from the Senate website]</blockquote>

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LL: Great story. It does sound like that gentleman of the ethnic persuasian got his wars mixed up - or the folks he was speaking to were Korean.

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Thank you for the correction.

This is so embarassing...

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You're in good company, T.G. I thought "Veto Powers" was an Italian astronaut.

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Hey Megs, bubby, 4 words. "Dancing with the Stars". That should give you enough walking around money while you're waiting for the will to be read.

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Are they still knitting in Wisconsin? Is this what she means by <i>...the result is chaos. Our democracy falls apart...</i> Oh the humanity!

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Awwww, the little fluff bunny thinks she has something to contribute… cute.

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To be, or not to be. That is the wqsp##ziclmrphxxhiowefbjkil'asdguocvi9