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Vlad Guerrero pounding a pitch in the dirt to the wall...

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Good news: I can work from home.Bad news: I'll have to work while I'm at home.

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We're facing the same deal here. Being asked to take laptops home and make sure various stuff works.But I have a lot of hardware to build and test, and can't really do that from home.

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Trump has been a tool of Republicans since he got in office.

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I'm an elementary school teacher in Ohio and DeWine has pulled the trigger, school tomorrow then shut down for three weeks. While I'm no fan of Mike DeWine I believe he's doing the right thing in this case. It's surreal enough but I have to wonder what will happen after those three weeks? It may well go on longer.

Hey Donnie, hey Pence, whar tests? Whar clue?

On the plus side the sun will be stronger in three weeks and clear all this up, right Mr. President?

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Those namby-pamby coastal elites!

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Wait! Does that mean we shouldn't have sent all the phone sanitizers into space? Ooops.

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Yeah, but one night there, and world's your oyster.

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Obviously take this with a grain of salt but...https://twitter.com/andrewbensonf1/...

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That giant space goat is real!

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I think they're all doing it. If not now, soon.

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Being a baseball fan, now NHL and NBA fans know how we felt in 1994 when the strike pulled the plug on a great season.However, we're having misery, too...a two-week delay for us. The only good news: it gives Aaron Judge, Giancarlo Stanton, Aaron Hicks, Zach Britton, and James Paxton two additional weeks to recover from various injuries, most from 2019.The mess we're in is fantastic. I just saw that Broadway will go dark for a month. Carnival Cruiselines is suspending cruises. We're going to have a massive recession. the Dow Jones fell 9.99 and had a 15-minute shutdown today.Another piece of good news: a hosed-up economy shuts down the Bloated Yam's claims, doesn't it?

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State basketball tournament suspended here in the middle of it, even though we don't have any confirmed cases in WV yet. Apparently moonshine really does have medicinal qualities.

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The Pirates were heading that way.

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Orioles and Cardinals.

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