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Kurt Weil's avatar

Roll, roll, roll in the hay!

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Cpt_Justice's avatar

Incredibly well stated.

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Cpt_Justice's avatar

Eric is the darker-haired, scrawnier looking ugly one. Donald Jr is the paler, pastier, fatter ugly one.

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Smibo's avatar

A discreet, yet voluminous Crop Dusting is always appropriate for him and his party.

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Mormos's avatar

spit is speech

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Eric was unaware he was on fire. She was just trying to help, as would so many of us.

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Hiss's avatar

And overindulged.

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Reggie Moruga's avatar

Ok... we can all sit back and make cautiously provocative comments on modesty trafficked internet sites and rest easy that we've somehow managed to make a difference.

That's really going to help. I can feel the change happening already.

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JAWs's avatar

Wealthy white men are some of the most abused and marginalized people in the Universe, according to wealthy white men, and Eric Trump is no exception."

They are also pepetual liars, so (for once) I'm gonna follow the example of the fine sea lions* from the local zoo and demand evidence of this happening (or else I'm going to have no choice but to concluded that Eric is a LYING WHORE!)

*by which I mean Twitter, where we allow all the wild animals to roam now.

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JAWs's avatar

Is there at least a GFM for the spit?

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JAWs's avatar

Seriously. We took civility in the back and shot him/her/they woth our AR-15s* back in November 2016. No need to prop up the corpse now.

*which is a SEMI-AUTOMATIC libtards, so that meams it's ok the murder people with it!

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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

If burning a flag is speech, and if giving money to a politician is speech, then spitting on a disgusting person you revile should be considered speech as well. Well done! Too bad the waitress didn't grab him by the genitals and squeeze like his father does to other people. But spitting was a good way to keep your distance and still make your point. I'm thinking that most of the Secret Service people who "interrogated" her were giving her high fives and taking selfies because she did what they've long wanted to do.

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JoeMRN - Un/Fortunately's avatar

I thought that was Ryan Bundy.https://static.seattletimes...

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Anger is necessary if you want to win a fight. But too much, and it leads you into bad decision making on emotion instead of facts. Passion is required for change in the world, and the Wingnuts have that, I'll give it to them. I'd rather donate some Ameros to progressive candidates, phone bank (Dem HQ is a 2-minute walk from my pad), and bug people to register and vote than spit on dipshits, if that even happened. Gotta pick your battles and make your enemy fight on your ground, your terms.

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hvdv's avatar

We may not condone, but we can still enjoy.

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Clark_Nova's avatar

He can write?

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