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kmblue187's avatar

I have cute paws!

GEM's avatar

I have bears in my neighborhood looking to get fat and I try to keep my distance.

Parakeetist's avatar

Fat baorrrrrrs! Fat baoooooors!

I loves dem! I watch FBW on Explore.org every year!

You can even make a donation there if you want.

What you get to do, is watch glorious baor videos and predict who is going to nom the most fishies!

:) :) :) :)

It ees so much funn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

weejee's avatar

♫ Bebopping bears ♫

Kay Ducky's avatar

Gluttony Bears, rolling here and there and everywhere...

SkeptiKC's avatar

What a precious, plump bruin!

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Babby forest doggo!!!

James's avatar

"Fat Bear, Fat Bear

What do YOU See?"

Tiffany in Houston's avatar

Fat bears are the best bears!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Awwww, fat bears is a good way to start the day. 🎶 Silver bears, silver bears, it’s eatin’ time in the mountains 🎶

M-X's avatar

Ridiculous bear!! ❤️ She is a very cute babby.

The Golden Hamster's avatar

I'm a fat bear, I'm a big fat bear, Oh I'm a fat bear.

Miss Grundy's avatar

These lovelies need to be protected. Of course that won't happen during this administration. There are times when I wish someone would take a [redacted] to every Republican in D.C. If we could rid ourselves of this pestilence we would have better lives in this country.

And with that......well, good morning, Wonketariat!

eppe's avatar

Hey, Baby Bruno, you've been packing on a few pounds lately.

Grrrrrr. You'd better get out of here if you know what's good for ya.

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

Bears getting ready for hibernation by getting fat - smart critters!

Parakeetist's avatar

They go into a sushi restaurant

"What would you like?"

"All yr salmon"

Paul Prothero's avatar

“And by all your salmon, I don’t mean a lot of salmon, I mean ALL the salmon you have.”

Jen Is Discrete's avatar

I wish I were a bear

I would not mind hibernating for a month or four. Might finally get enough sleep

CambridgeKnitter's avatar

I was supposed to report for jury duty today, but I got a cancellation notice on Friday, so I overslept a whole bunch today.

Suel J's avatar

Roger Marshall and Ted Cruz both suck for crying out loud! There is something very wrong with both.

beb's avatar

One may as well have Joe.My.God produce Tabs, since Evan referenced him so often. We need a daily list of priests arrested for CSAM. (As an atheist I approve this message)

Cincinnatus's avatar

Kennedy Center Board To Propose New Options For Honoring Trump Amid 'Solvency Woes'

"The document asserts the center faces dire financial straits. It specifically calls for Trump’s name to be placed in marble beneath the name of the center on the building’s exterior. It offers 10 options for a possible inscription, including “Renovation and endowment overseen by President Donald J. Trump and the Trump Kennedy Center Fund.” Another proposes: “With Gratitude for Support from President Donald J. Trump and the Trump Kennedy Center Fund.”"

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-kennedy-center-name-added_n_6aa82fdde4b0781f969390a7?origin=home-latest-news-unit

lordpnut's avatar

Fine. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do for the greater good. Then, the INSTANT he dies or is no longer prednisent jackhammer that fucker off of there and everything else he has befouled with his stinky name.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

>>They want to hold independence referendums, Scotland and Wales want to join the EU as independent nations, and Northern Ireland wants to reunifying with Ireland.<<

Well, if you've lost WALES, you've pretty much lost all your vowels, and most of your W's, Y's, and LL's.

David T on the Screen's avatar

And virtually all your DD's!

lordpnut's avatar

Noice. But not Lis, who tend to be mostly Chinese. Odd, that.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

>>Did Donald Trump really ban the AP from the White House because they wouldn’t give him the rights to his idiot raised fist picture from Butler, Pennsylvania, when somebody allegedly tried to clip him?<<

INB4 "IT'S NOT A CLIP, IT'S A MAGAZINE."

Sherry's avatar

Talarico is popular and they’re afraid he’s going to win. Know how I know? They way they are absolutely crapping their pants and trying to make anything negative stick because unlike the other candidates he has no skeletons in his closet.

Tim Scott seems to be auditioning for the part of dumbest elected official. It’s gonna be a beauty pageant with him, Comer and Tuberville for runners up.

Kegsbreath should be using our military for the job they were hired not shills to show how great a job he has done since he’s turned our military into a giant shitshow.

lordpnut's avatar

The only thing he's good at is drama queening. Stay in your lane, asshole!

lordpnut's avatar

Hey, guys, guys. Check this shit out:

The reason I haven't been around is because I've been on suicide watch because my mom felt the need to mention to some hospital staffer that I sometimes question whether or not I want to continue (true. I did say that.) What is unreasonable cowardly shit is that he ordered this without talking to ME. If he had, I'd have explained to him that I agree with Camus that whether the mind has twelve categories or nine is trivial; the only question worth asking is whether life is worth living. But no! This asshole is more interested in practicing defensive medicine than the welfare of his patient. He also recommended I start some new antidepressant that may or may not work and will take a month to find out despite the fact that depression isn't my primary psychiatric problem. It's ADHD, but he refuses to prescribe stimulants because "they're addictive." I got news for you, Einstein, so is oxycodone which I'm taking for pain, and walking any direction from this hospital, within a half hour I could score all manner of highly addictive shit for the change in his pocket. What a fucking craven asshole. At least he was quick to blow whatever trust or respect he might have been able to build and stop wasting my time.

Tia Loca's avatar

Oh, peanut I’m so sorry.

I hope you get sprung mighty quickly.

lordpnut's avatar

Thank you. Just knowing that someone is listening helps immensely.

Tia Loca's avatar

I’m here, I know this is gotta be hard. Just try to listen to the folks that have you “incarcerated.” Hopefully that will get you out sooner.❤️

I checked my replies fairly often if you need to talk and (be careful about that)

I’ll get back to you as soon as I can

you’re one of my favorite peeps

❤️Chickenz

lordpnut's avatar

I'm in no hurry to get out. Three squares and a bed to sleep in? What's not to like? But when you ask me a question, don't get the vapors if I give you an honest answer.

William Donnell's avatar

I had to change phones because I couldn't charge them because a cell phone is somehow a suicide risk.

William Donnell's avatar

Keep it on the double down low: William and lordpnut are the same person. It could be a FIGHT CLUB situation.

lordpnut's avatar

You wanna fight? Bring it. No shirts, no shoes.

Cincinnatus's avatar

"Costco has begun to impose a two-per-customer, per-week limit on its Kirkland Signature brand full-synthetic motor oil, according to The Drive, which also notes the price has skyrocketed from $30 to $58."

And no more free samples!

Mark Linimon's avatar

Have I mentioned recently how much I hate this timeline?

lordpnut's avatar

Back to parrafin and chicken fat. Got me 300k+ out of my Dodge 318. Then again, Dodge 318.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I was about 400 miles from my next oil change when I read that yesterday, so I went out today and got that done. There was a $4 temporary surcharge added for some gobbledegook bureaucratese reason I can't remember that basically boiled down to "oil insecurity."

cmd Human Scum's avatar

So the Kennedy Center Board has drafted 2 "resolutions" that the plaintiff in the lawsuit has filed with the court. One includes a whole slew of proposed inscriptions about Trump and his overseeing or whatever of the renovation (ways to get his name back on the wall):

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/72069932/75/2/beatty-v-trump/

The other is about closing the center:

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/72069932/75/1/beatty-v-trump/

and Notice of filing by Plaintiff pointing out a few lies:

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/72069932/75/beatty-v-trump/

Sherry's avatar

He is still so butthurt over them removing his name. I would not be surprised if they just went ahead and bulldozed it without one iota of approval. I mean they paved paradise and paved the rose garden.

Zap's avatar

Will Celine Deon be lip-syncing again?

lordpnut's avatar

"Does this mean Ann Margaret's not coming?"

- Joker, FULL METAL JACKET

455 Rocket Cat, Space Donkey's avatar

Whichever one of you has six genders, hmu some time :)

Karen Scofield's avatar

Just woke up with Tab's and Coffee this morning ☕💯👍

Bupkus231's avatar

"𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐉𝐫.’𝐬 𝐁𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐬 𝐖𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐚𝐬 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐏𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑔𝑎𝑟𝑐ℎ, 𝑈𝑚𝑎𝑟 𝐾𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑙𝑒𝑣, 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑡 ℎ𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑜𝑛 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑎 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑣𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑖𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑. 𝐻𝑒 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑒𝑡 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝 𝐽𝑟. 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 𝑙𝑎𝑟𝑔𝑒 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑝 𝑜𝑓 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑅𝑢𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑔𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑠."

Link: https://www.propublica.org/article/donald-trump-jr-wedding-bankrolled-russian-oligarch-umar-kremlev-putin

What a corrupt POS, who has made millions under his father's administration, and is currently invested in firms that have millions in military contracts, allows a Russian Oligarch to pay for large portions of his elaborate wedding ( instead of paying for it himself ). One would think that he would encounter defense secrets at these firm that would be of value to the Russians.

I really hope that when the Democrats win the House and the Senate that their "investigations" will include intense scrutiny of Trump's son's ( and son-in-law's ) "business dealings"

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

I watched 9 to 5 - for Dolly - over the course of several nights. I couldn't watch it all at once, because it made me so mad! All those changes they made in the workplace in that film in 1980 are still needed today! And my career is over. I went through the whole of it without any of those things that help women work. It pisses me off so much.

I did finally, through a chain of unfortunate circumstances, get to create my own job share arrangement with my work doppleganger (no joke, people used to confuse us all the time). We both had to take a demotion to make it happen (we were both in terrible jobs with horrible bosses and wanted out), and we had to sign a waiver saying we wouldn't sue. And my son was already at the end of 4th grade, so I really missed out on his youngest school years. Grrr. And it lasted less than two years before we had to go back to full time. Grrr.

Being a full-time working mom is the hardest job in the world. Fight me.

Sherry's avatar

I couldn’t do it!