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Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

Intimidation is the goal, intimidation of protesters for sure, though not even being able to indict anyone with a grand jury may lessen that.

Still, if I were jailed and charged, I'd probably lose my job at the very least, even if I didn't get indicted.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Box Whine has no business of any federal bench.

Thorn Spike's avatar

Dammit, now I want a ham sandwich.

Ward From Cali's avatar

Jury Nullification! It's not just for white supremacists any more!

It's the no bill thing to do.

insert_something_creative's avatar

I know it's not the main point, but the notes in support of the woman with mental illness were quite touching. Maybe it's cynicism from the last decade, but I was expecting something else. It's heartening whenever I see there are still good people in this country.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Call me crazy, but I don’t think hiring drunks off of Fox is a good way to run a government.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

A prosecutor can get a Grand Jury to indict a ham sandwich but apparently not a ham sandwich thrower.

beb's avatar

I'd rather read less of Evan on Wonkette. This is a terrible article so full of exaggeration and hyperbole that one can't tell the different between the truth and his bullshit,

Caepan's avatar

Your concern is noted.

Jessica's avatar

And will be filed in the appropriate location

Sarah Last's avatar

Is licking Trump’s taint while tickling his balls like trying to pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time?

Michael's avatar

The latter act doesn't require mouthwash and wet wipes

Nae Kings!'s avatar

Well rumor has it that after he threatened my handsome governor the guv flew off to Tuscany to celebrate Labor Day with George Clooney

Fifth Dentist's avatar

Ed Rooney: So far this semester he has been absent nine times.

Katie Bueller: Nine times?

Ed Rooney: Nine times.

Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

Let's see. We have Justice Boxwine.. Justice Kegstand.. Sec'y Shitfaced.. and of course, Grampy Adderall. Am I forgetting anyone? More to the point - ANYONE NOTICE A TREND?

Nemo's avatar

She's so queynte.

Tom's avatar

Some Dumpfer said there wouldn't be enough judges to hear all of the "illegal" immigrant cases. We now know why. They're all held up presiding over worthless grand jury hearings.

Chris's avatar

They're going to ignore indictments and juries soon, aren't they? "These politicized juries won't indict, so we can't let juries be part of our criminal prosecutions."

Michael's avatar

You meant persecutions?

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

The problem for dumpster fire is that he's invading Big Beautiful Blue Cities which are full of Big Beautiful Democrats or just regular people who don't like being invaded. You can't ship a grand jury in from Buttfuck, Texas. At least, not yet.

Michael's avatar

They'll find a way or maybe just indict the whole grand jury and send them to another grand jury in Buttfuck Texas or Wheelbarrow, Nebraska.

Justice must be served