To most Americans, the phrase "not very much" when conceived in terms of money would signify, "the coins under the couch cushions or 36 cents, whichever is greater." To Mitt Romney, you need to start talking at least six figures before he'll even muster the words "not very much." Anything less than a quarter-million rounds down to zero, basically.
I need his stylist to come forward and spill the dirt on his hair status. Surely the Colbert Super PAC can beat whatever Mittens is offering for non-disclosure.
"Or that vintage AMC car I saw on the campaign trail. Some old lady had it for some reason, it has sentimental value, as my dad WAS CEO OF THE FUCKING COMPANY THAT MADE IT!, or at least he was before they went bankrupt, like father, like son, durrp"
I need his stylist to come forward and spill the dirt on his hair status. Surely the Colbert Super PAC can beat whatever Mittens is offering for non-disclosure.
Sizzler? Maybe Red Robin or Chili's.
"Or that vintage AMC car I saw on the campaign trail. Some old lady had it for some reason, it has sentimental value, as my dad WAS CEO OF THE FUCKING COMPANY THAT MADE IT!, or at least he was before they went bankrupt, like father, like son, durrp"