I did an exhaustive statistically-significant scientific survey. Of the total population of 108,133,727 females over the age of 18 living in the United States, exactly 108,133,726 of them would choose to have sex with a rattlesnake if their only other alternative was Stephen Miller…
Everybody already took the good jokes, all there’s left to point out is GOOD GOD THAT SMILE. Stephen Miller can SMILE? If his political career tanks, he’s a lock for the lead in the next Sharknado sequel.
Hey now, don't kink shame! Mebbe some girls are into that creepy nazi Bat Boy energy! You don't know! Mebbe they wanna run their fingers through his spray-on-hair? YOU DON'T KNOW!
What's MORE "betta" than Trump crying LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE DAY about how everyone is so mean and unfair to him since he rode down that goddamn escalator?? Nothing says "alpha" like crying every damn day. (rolls eyes)
I did an exhaustive statistically-significant scientific survey. Of the total population of 108,133,727 females over the age of 18 living in the United States, exactly 108,133,726 of them would choose to have sex with a rattlesnake if their only other alternative was Stephen Miller…
I’m just saying…
"Watters has a leg up on Miller, because he doesn’t look like a med school cadaver." Tomato, tomahto...
Publicly displaying Trump crap will certainly (potentially) land you a very specific type of woman, with a very specific humiliation kink.
"Hey where are you going? Video time, you sit back down!"
Nope, you can't make me! I'm knocking over the furniture and clipping the door frame on the run out.
Everybody already took the good jokes, all there’s left to point out is GOOD GOD THAT SMILE. Stephen Miller can SMILE? If his political career tanks, he’s a lock for the lead in the next Sharknado sequel.
Ta, Evan. Does Miller send commissary money to Bannon's account?
I never realized how fast and how much worse looking Stephen Miller was going to look as he aged.
My hubby and I are aging way better.
Guy who purposefully let air out of the tires of a woman's car to strand her so he could play the rescuer thinks Miller is sexy?
ok then
Yeah, nah. I'm not clicking that video.
It's always best to never get out of the boat.
"Also, he pronounced “beta” like “betta,” because that’s how talking works."
First he's a matador, now he's a Betta-fish.
And then Miller unhinged his jaw and swallowed the toad in a single gulp.
I would argue, however, that a picture of Stephen Miller placed in the right spot could serve as a very powerful means of birth control.
Stephen Miller - boner killer.
Hey now, don't kink shame! Mebbe some girls are into that creepy nazi Bat Boy energy! You don't know! Mebbe they wanna run their fingers through his spray-on-hair? YOU DON'T KNOW!
That's not a kink that's a cry for help. ;)
Good lord!
What's MORE "betta" than Trump crying LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE DAY about how everyone is so mean and unfair to him since he rode down that goddamn escalator?? Nothing says "alpha" like crying every damn day. (rolls eyes)
If proving you're a misogynist asshole actually worked, these guys never would have had to become Trump supporters.