Play nice. Or naughty! Are you getting laid enough? If you are in a relationship -- the straight-sexual kind, or the legally gay kind, or the "it's complicated winky winky but still counts somehow" kind (what ever , Facebook) -- you might not be getting your sexparts sexily sexified, with sex, nearly enough. And your very happiness is at stake!
Once a week? Oh come on! How is that schedule supposed to make one happy? It's a prescription for twenty-six days of misery each month.
Of course, maybe they mean once a week per partner, if you know what I mean. Not that I advocate it (or advocate against it), but seriously, who could be satisfied with that (in)frequency?
ED ads are inherently kind of ridiculous. They couldn't be any other way. One of my favorites is the one with the guy out in his yard throwing the football through the tire. He keeps missing while the voice-over guy talks about the scourge of ED, but then succeeds in getting the football through the tire when the narrator switches to extolling the virtues of Vialis. (Or is it Ciagra?) The imagery is so subtle.
They can be happy they aren't in an unhappy relationship.
"It's all in the mind." – G. Harrison
So, Wonkette needs to start a dating service on the side?
Okay, I'm in.
Splashing, maybe.
Bringing his stock as a human being to absolute zero.
Wanna be, wanna really beWhat my friends pretend to beBe it in my own good timeBeing kind to myself'Til I become one of two of a kind
Who can really say? The thrusting goes in, the thrusting goes out, you can't explain that...
Oh, noice!
Testimonials!
Once a week? Oh come on! How is that schedule supposed to make one happy? It's a prescription for twenty-six days of misery each month.
Of course, maybe they mean once a week per partner, if you know what I mean. Not that I advocate it (or advocate against it), but seriously, who could be satisfied with that (in)frequency?
Exactly. That is the most ridiculous metaphor for sex that I have ever seen. WTF is Cialis saying there?
Workin' overtime.
Uh, I'm with the band.
ED ads are inherently kind of ridiculous. They couldn't be any other way. One of my favorites is the one with the guy out in his yard throwing the football through the tire. He keeps missing while the voice-over guy talks about the scourge of ED, but then succeeds in getting the football through the tire when the narrator switches to extolling the virtues of Vialis. (Or is it Ciagra?) The imagery is so subtle.
It's so cute that they are shown holding hands while they await the arrival of the other swinging couple.
I don't know. By then we might be down to just once a week, but I hope not.
You take turns. Just don't lose the key to the handcuffs.