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Cruz looks like he gotta hold of some bad window pane.

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Hey, liberal women, is the answer to all your romantic dreams a conservative MAN like Ted Cruz? Or Charlie Kirk? Just wondering.

Sincerely, a liberal weenie man.

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There’s a rumor that he hired Bobbitt of Colorado as an escort years ago and then helped her run for congress. Is that true?

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Ta, Evan. Not watching the video, and once again I'm glad it's your job, not mine.

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Ted doesn't think being stripped of their body autonomy had anything to do with women's pissed offedness?

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There’s no ethical way to do a study on it, but I’m still pretty sure that the straight men who understand that women are people are overwhelmingly better in bed than the ones who assume all women want the same thing.

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Not every liberal woman sleeps with men, but that never occurs to Ted.

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What on Earth have Werther's butterscotches done to hurt you, Evan???

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I was surprised when Evan said that too. Only I was surprised because that is what I think every time I see that adult candy maker handing the little girl a Werther candy. I know the commercial is suppose to be cute but it just seem a bit creepy to me. But then, I'm an old and adult strangers giving little kids candy is just weird.

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Yeah! I LOVE Werther’s caramels. They are more like toffee, tasting of butter and cream. Butterscotch candy reminds me of those Brachs butterscotches that are like butter-flavored hard candy made almost entirely of sugar, not butter and cream. Werther’s original hard caramels are what God sucks on when he’s embarrassed about Donald Trump. They are amazing and a huge part of my unhealthy diet.

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ARFRRFFFFRRFFFFFFFFFF....urup...AARRRRRFFFFFFFFF...ur up dry heaves now,.......

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Ted Cruz has a cameo in Ladyballers, the DW "comedic" "film," in which the entire premise of his three-second appearance is "ew, Ted Cruz."

He did that *voluntarily*.

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I can't make a comparison. I have standards and would never bang a fash.

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Nice thing about being a liberal woman, we don't have to sleep with anyone we don't want to. So, once again, every accusation is an admission.

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"Sex-crazed free love fanatics who are sad and boring in bed."

Ah, the old "all-powerful genius/incompetent tool" construction. I love conservative rhetoric.

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First, we don't *have* to sleep with anybody. Second. Based on the many, many articles, include WaPo begging women to date conservative men, pretty sure we can bang all the republicans we want.

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Let's face it, for conservatives "consent" takes all the fun out of it.

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two sleepless nights and being a trainwreck during the day made me miss Charlie's great big circle jerk and I'm just now catching up. wooooo boy did I miss the highlights!

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The only thing I know is Wonkette's reporting. Did they have anyone on stage younger than Roseanne and Ted?

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certainly nobody who sounded younger.

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Damnit, you made me throw up.

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