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Can someone clarify "Don't come home until your dick is wet" for me? Does she want him to have just had sex with someone without her when he arrives home? Does she want him to stick his dick in his beer? Someone else's beer? I'm confused.

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Man. Woman. Camera. Another woman. Bed.

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I'd totally love a partner who would completely support me in my slutty ways but....

Not really nice to hear I may come across Republicans while I do it.

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Republicans, the party of kink and kink-shaming.

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Last line is missing a "not"?

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How judgemental! What could be more Christian than sharing your wife with a stranger.

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If you think about it, it’s the opposite of coveting your neighbor’s wife

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Beating her afterwards?

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Glad to see that "Swinging" is alive and well among the MAGA [n FL

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It's the republican's second favorite activity, after gay bashing. Even though they pretend otherwise.

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Ta, Gary. I don't kink shame, but anyone who votes Republican is shameful.

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Gee. Funny that the Republican Attorney General wouldn’t file charges against a prominent republican couple. Do as I say…..

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I need TLM's input on this before I decide where I stand. Or sit. Quietly in the corner.

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Ick. Is it cocktail time yet?

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On the east coast it's been cocktail time for a while.

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"Harm to our reputations."

Wow these groomers definitely got the Audacity addon.

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Yes they did.

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Christianity and Islam are. Lovely, aren't they?

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We Teutonic Pagans find them irritating

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Florida has one of the most expansive open records laws in the country. Which is probably why the Zeiglers couldn’t block the release of these reports.

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Don't worry ,they'll get their close, personal friend DeathSantis to change it.

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Happily though, the fundamentalist was made to Go Away when I was 17. So my younger siblings ended up much-better adjusted! And the Catholic parent became much more open-minded. Still Catholic, but an open-minded one.

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Always with the locker rooms. Because that's where men run around naked before and after they put on or take off their precious sportsball uniforms that DEFINE MASCULINITY and having girls around would be WEIRD.

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