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JustPixelz's avatar

Man. Woman. Camera. Another woman. Bed.

Atrele Kasha's avatar

I'd totally love a partner who would completely support me in my slutty ways but....

Not really nice to hear I may come across Republicans while I do it.

beb's avatar

Republicans, the party of kink and kink-shaming.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

How judgemental! What could be more Christian than sharing your wife with a stranger.

Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

If you think about it, it’s the opposite of coveting your neighbor’s wife

RRJKR's avatar

Glad to see that "Swinging" is alive and well among the MAGA [n FL

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

It's the republican's second favorite activity, after gay bashing. Even though they pretend otherwise.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. I don't kink shame, but anyone who votes Republican is shameful.

Thomas Pearce's avatar

Gee. Funny that the Republican Attorney General wouldn’t file charges against a prominent republican couple. Do as I say…..

Satanic Pancake's avatar

I need TLM's input on this before I decide where I stand. Or sit. Quietly in the corner.

PuraVida's avatar

Ick. Is it cocktail time yet?

rick prose's avatar

On the east coast it's been cocktail time for a while.

SethTriggs's avatar

"Harm to our reputations."

Wow these groomers definitely got the Audacity addon.

Fredric L. Rice's avatar

Christianity and Islam are. Lovely, aren't they?

RRJKR's avatar

We Teutonic Pagans find them irritating

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Florida has one of the most expansive open records laws in the country. Which is probably why the Zeiglers couldn’t block the release of these reports.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Don't worry ,they'll get their close, personal friend DeathSantis to change it.

twinsbrewer's avatar

Happily though, the fundamentalist was made to Go Away when I was 17. So my younger siblings ended up much-better adjusted! And the Catholic parent became much more open-minded. Still Catholic, but an open-minded one.

Lot⁴⁹'s avatar

Always with the locker rooms. Because that's where men run around naked before and after they put on or take off their precious sportsball uniforms that DEFINE MASCULINITY and having girls around would be WEIRD.

DJ Teetop's avatar

If only Frank Zappa was here to immortalize this thruple

JustDontSayDittos's avatar

Hello, Dweezil? Maybe an update to 'Don't You Want a Man?'

He was duly impressed

And quick to suggest

Any good sport with a tongue in it [her?]

Had to be 'bout the best

Something like that?

DJ Teetop's avatar

I was on the Illinois Enema Bandit train, but yours works

JustDontSayDittos's avatar

I heard he's on the loose...