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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

BIG upfist for the Aidas

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Then there are - other uses for paper products

https://youtu.be/lNU5KVa_Tu8

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Vienna Woods's avatar

AND got elected Senator AFTER that. That's what blows my mind.

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Personally I thought that new media like paper tape was over rated. BTW most of these young whippersnappers will not know the origin why I feared .zip files as I associated them with Zip drives

My first computer, TRS 80 with real floppy disc drive, not yer modern hard plastic.

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Wetware.

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Personally real experts use an original Mini Cooper.

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Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

They would need identification for that. I'm sure they thought they'd be less likely to get caught this way.

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Brings a whole new meaning to "Just the fax, ma'am"

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Cue for a happy song from the Lion King - Vagina Dentata

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

First they came for the Appalachian Trail walkers, and I did not speak out—Because I was not walking the Appalachian Trail.

Then they came for the gamratters, and I did not speak out— Because I was not ratting any gams.

Then they came for the horny couple exchanging documents in a car in a park, and I did not speak out— Because I was not hornily exchanging documents in a car in a park.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me because they were all laughing their asses of as I stood beating off stark naked on the fifty yard-line during the halftime of the Superbowl.

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NerdWithNoName's avatar

I suspect that Democrats "Exchange Documents" at about the same rate as Republicans. The difference is how much effort goes into shaming other people for doing what you're doing.

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NerdWithNoName's avatar

That may or may not improve halftime ratings.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Back in the day there were guys who claimed to have had 8" ones, but the largest ones I ever saw were 5.25" ...

Wait, what were we talking about again?

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Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

I am beginning to think that we should just take it as read that: 1) any elected official who is publicly professing "family values" is having an affair and it's only a matter of time before they'll get caught out.2) any elected official who publicly preaches about "personal responsibility" means "not them, personally".3) any elected official whose "sins" are dragged into the public eye will be very sorry (that they got caught) and believe that it is unfair that they have to resign because Jeebus has forgiven them and isn't that all that's important?

Christ on a cracker these fuckwads are so predictable.

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Viva La Tabula Raza's avatar

"We were just practicing, so we could fuck the poors better."

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

Analysis, synthesis. Well done.

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