Our secret boyfriend Andrew Breitbart was already blackout drunk and partially undressed when we found him stumbling around the bedbug infested lobby of the Washington Marriott. What other terrible things transpired at this terrible conference? Oh hooray, it's an Abolish the Federal Reserve tea bag bonnet, circa 2008! That was a good year for hats.
Riley is starting to look like Trotsky.
We should send Brietbarf to a Harry Potter con and see what they think of him.
Bloviating beasts don't deserve any respect, that goes for anyone, be it bar, radio or classroom.
I think Riley has very nice eyes.
Why does Breibart have crime scene tape around his neck?
Run, Riley, Run!!! Save yourself!!
i can't believe you guys all do this.
and mostly without booze.
NAMBLA's at CPAC?
I am partially relieved to clearly observe at least one of Breitbeard's hands resting innocently in a non-erogenous zone.