Shame MTG Skipped Constitution Class To Go To CrossFit, Says Her GOP Colleague Ken Buck
Everybody hates her so much. It's a hoot!
Ken Buck is not a good congressman. He is a Republican dickhead member of the House Freedom Caucus. You can find examples of him all over the place being an ass. Here’s one, where in 2019 he voted against a resolution to prevent Donald Trump from sneaking Vladimir Putin back into the the G7.
But when a Republican congressman like Ken Buck is being viciously mean to Marjorie Taylor Greene and saying maybe she doesn’t understand the Constitution because they didn’t teach that at “CrossFit class,” then we are going to enjoy that for what it’s worth.
Here’s yer video:
"When I was teaching law school, I learned and taught certain constitutional principles," said Buck. "When Marjorie Taylor Greene was teaching CrossFit, she learned a whole different set of values."
"The Constitution says Congress shall count the votes. It doesn't say Congress may overturn an election result," he continued. "In her CrossFit class, maybe they didn't cover that."
"When you've got people who care more about their social media accounts than they do about the Constitution, we have a real problem in Congress," he concluded.
LMAO.
If you care why they are fighting, A) you’re a nerd and B) we’ll tell you. Unsurprisingly, it started because Greene was acting like a big rotting hunk of gargoyle shit.
She made a mean thread on Twitter, wherein she bellyached that Ken Buck wasn’t doing enough for her beloved white January 6 terrorist prisoners, and bellyached that Ken Buck didn’t vote to overthrow the Republic in service of the tyrant dumbass, and bellyached that Ken Buck won’t even support an impeachment inquiry into Joe Biden based on literally zero evidence.
Just a whole long Twitter thread of shit normal people don’t give a fuck about.
Booooo Ken Buck, hate him.
So he’s like yeah, hey, just being as charitable as possible here, but maybe this dollar store windsock didn’t learn “Constitution” — the thing he taught — when she was doing burpees and allegedly finding extramarital true love at the CrossFit. Maybe that’s why she lacks even a rudimentary knowledge of how the fuck the American government works.
Obviously his exact words were not as funny as ours.
Insider reminds us that Greene used to be in the House Freedom Caucus, until they kicked her out for being garbage.
Point is, everybody hates Marjorie Taylor Greene with a vicious passion, and that sparks joy for us.
The end.
[Insider / video via Meidas Touch]
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I mean, Ken Buck is not wrong in this case. It really is a travesty that somebody that's taken an oath to protect the Constitution has absolutely no idea what it is. That being said, I don't know which is worse. An ignorant idiot that lacks any sort of moral compass sucking off the taxpayer teat in the service of trolling or a guy that knows what he's doing is counter to his oath and is doing it anyway for political gain. There are plenty of Republicans that fall into that latter category too.
She was born in Crossfit hurricane
And she howled from her maw with little brain
But it's all right now, it's a fact she's an ass
But it's all right now, Margie Taylor Greene is an ass, ass, ASS!!!