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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

To paraphrase a master, today I like Ken Buck a lot more than his Republiclown colleagues like Ken Buck right now. And I HATE Ken Buck.

honey the monster's avatar

Small nitpick. The Freedom Caucasians did not kick out this horrible woman because she is human shaped garbage. They ditched her because she wasn't guano crazy enough - she went along with Kevin McCarthy when the worm buckled to Biden and didn't tank the US credit rating.

Trish Quintenz's avatar

Freedom Caucasians. Well done.

The Horned Tulip God's avatar

I am amused that the interviewer is barely able to hold back their own chuckle at the Congresscritter's snark.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Wow. Congress made Marjorie Taylor Greene a lone wolf. They better watch their backs.

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Just call her Sporkfoot like the rest of us. 😂

Seek's avatar

My joy was also sparked. Bring on the bitch slapping.

Kiwiwriter47's avatar

Future dictators don't need to know about any "Constitutions."

During a trial once, a South African secret policeman (Bureau of State Security, known as "BOSS") testified under oath that the law and South African Constitution did not apply to his activities.

When MTG is Minister of Justice in the new Trump regime, and the Constitution has been torn up, she'll have good reason to do CrossFit -- in case an angry opponent sneaks into her mansion to do her harm.

John Norris's avatar

Has EmptyG done anything to help her constituents? Is life in her district better for her being in Congress? Also, can her GED be rescinded?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Lauren Boebert has the GED. Empty G's educamated.

John Norris's avatar

Thank you. Missed remembered.

Seek's avatar

Few of her constituents care that she's not helping as they are the backwards dipshits who so overwhelmingly elect her.

Enbastet's avatar

Lefty whooping that a Republican whose only actual goal in opposing MAGAts is because they can endanger Republican election chances made fun of a MAGAt.

Must be another one of those days that ends in a "y"...

#TheEnemyOfMyEnemyIsStillMyEnemy

theCryptofishist's avatar

Gargoyle shit libels. Besides, they produce more of a thin vomit

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Let’s not be too generous. The Freedom Caucus didn’t kick MTG out because she is hot garbage; they did so because she was the wrong aroma of hot garbage, having chosen to associate too closely with Speaker whatshisname. In that case she was too mature and in favor of a functioning government for them.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Exactly. Trying to help McCarthy wrangle votes so that the collective House Republican caucus doesn't look like a pack of bungling idiots was arguably the only responsible (sort of) thing she's ever done as a member of Congress. And that's what got her in trouble. Says a lot, doesn't it?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

And the only reason she wrangled votes for McCarthy was to enhance her own power. When his stock goes up, hers goes up.

Robert Eckert's avatar

Kevin is kind of a penny stock. Hard to do much of a pump-and-dump with a stock that is hard to pump up.

Vic's avatar

"Teaching law school". The University of Denver? So the same place that let Condi Rice call herself a "sOviEtoLoGisT" even though she speaks zero Russian.

Sorry, bro. It's a joke school even among Rocky Mountain types who have to hide out in Wyoming to think of themselves as "big fish."

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Rice doesn't speak Russian? Seriously? That was the one thing I kind of respected about her.

Whatwhomever's avatar

The only depressing thing about this article (other that being reminded that Margerine still exists) is finding out that the odious Ken Buck taught in law school.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

She's the Ted Cruz of the House?

DJ Teetop's avatar

Without the sex appeal

Satanic Pancake's avatar

That Ted sure can seduce a can of Campbell's Clam Chowder.

DJ Teetop's avatar

He's clam chowder baby daddy

A. M. Jordan's avatar

WTF are you talkin' about, Trinidad Ken? You tried to overthrow the Constitution, too, asshole.

Edith Prickly's avatar

Imagine being such an asshole that the Klown Kar Kaukus hates you.