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Jesus, were he alive today, would be running for his life from a fucking lynch mob.

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No, I think it's the same stupid shits. I think they're more generalists than specialists.

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Should we be showing such images to a conservative Christian minister?

You know how those people are.

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Did they make copies and pass them around to the faithful so everyone could do their own research?

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I thought they were the little people of Stonehenge.

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I'm getting the impression it's as easy to get a pastor degree as a law degree.

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Even I (from across the pond) have heard of Pete Buttigieg and I'm pretty sure that he doesn't live in his mother's basement. (I'm even willing to bet that he's got a pretty decent chance of living in a nice White House one day.)

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Any predictions on when Shane will come out?

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As an idiot?

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Oh how I wish ! But, Arizona here. Plus too also we will be having to dredge thru all of Mom's left-behind schtuff at her house in Gold Canyon, and inventory All The Things for the Trust Lawyer(s). The documents search alone is gonna cause 19 nervous breakdowns! Hence, our wedding reception won't even take place till sometime this fall. Someday, SOMEDAY, we'll get to a Wonkmeet (Travel is hard,bc creaky old bodies). Give Paul & Holly ALL the hugs from me, please! <3

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Ted Haggard is sexting him now.

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Whatever happened to that Coach Dave Daubenmire guy (that closeted ghey bear - in my opinion) we used to read about in Wonkette?

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Remember coach Dave's rant about godly men being "sodomized" by the Left? Me thinks coach Dave was projecting his fantasies.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I love your handle. So jealous I didn’t think of that!

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Maybe someone will give him the Rupublicams treatment.

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"They're after me lucky charms!"

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