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PsycWench's avatar

Is it a coincidence that she's wearing "bangs"? Long bangs?

Spurning Beer's avatar

Me too. I say to myself, "Look at the relative lack of fine lines and wrinkles that were there only eight weeks ago!"

Spurning Beer's avatar

The SeneGence system works wonders even on faces with extensive crocodiling!

Spurning Beer's avatar

Ru only shares those with his sisters Ron and Rand.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Wait. Is that a gun violence joke or a sex joke?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Back in the day, lots of makeup stuff had lead in it.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Wait 'til the attendees find out that Sharron bathes in the blood of virgin Girlscouts. That could put a crimp in sales.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I'd say she lost the battle.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

how she <strike>overcame</strike> succumbed to them! Fixed.

chascates's avatar

Az Gov Jan Brewer desperately needs her help!

TundraGrifter's avatar

In other news, Joan Rivers is going to run for Senator in Nevada.

PsycWench's avatar

SeneGence is very close to senescence. I suppose it's witty but awkward, like deMENtia, the beauty product to help you attract men who don't remember the names of their families.