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Is it a coincidence that she's wearing "bangs"? Long bangs?

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Me too. I say to myself, "Look at the relative lack of fine lines and wrinkles that were there only eight weeks ago!"

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The SeneGence system works wonders even on faces with extensive crocodiling!

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Ru only shares those with his sisters Ron and Rand.

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Wait. Is that a gun violence joke or a sex joke?

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Back in the day, lots of makeup stuff had lead in it.

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Wait 'til the attendees find out that Sharron bathes in the blood of virgin Girlscouts. That could put a crimp in sales.

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I'd say she lost the battle.

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how she <strike>overcame</strike> succumbed to them! Fixed.

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Az Gov Jan Brewer desperately needs her help!

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In other news, Joan Rivers is going to run for Senator in Nevada.

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SeneGence is very close to senescence. I suppose it's witty but awkward, like deMENtia, the beauty product to help you attract men who don't remember the names of their families.

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